Thread: My fan is in bits

I've had enough of this shit so I've just delivered a flying knee to my fan followed by a mint 360 flying roundhouse while it was still in the air. It now looks like it's been crushed in the back of a fucking bin lorry.

That will teach the fucker for blowing boiling hot air over me when I'm trying to sleep at one in the fucking morning in this mofo sauna, bitch.

Wouldn't a one-inch-punch be less physically exerting? Still, love your style.

Yeah I'm fucking ace at one inch punches but they're not flash enough for me, roundhouses all the way, bro.

It is cooler outside and I'm thinking of sleeping there but I'd just be roundhousing mozzies and shit all night.

Make a towel wet, un-roundhouse the fan (kung fu masters are capable of reversing their actions), put the towel on the offending hot spots, blast that bad boy with a sustained volley of number 3.

Flashbangs the man EH... Funny fooker innit.

Originally Posted by somtamslap

blast that bad boy with a sustained volley of number 3.

Good idea but number 3 just aint cutting the mustard.

I'm thinking of pimping up my fan with a motorbike engine or some shit to effectively make number 503.

Going all Chuck Norris on your fan at 1 in the morning sounds fxcking Awsome. I about to pump out some elbow stikes to my kettle.

Originally Posted by Breny

I about to pump out some elbow stikes to my kettle.

Without doubt microwaves are the best for reverse 360 elbows.

Originally Posted by charleyboy

You need a hosepipe, turn to drip-mode attach to ceiling and let the fooker hover in front of fan!

You'll be thanking me...

Thanking you...

Another good one is when you're in the shower just fucking headbutt the shower and see if you can smash it one time...

If you were tough, really tough, you would cease battle with cheap household appliances and go and kick the shit out of someone with an airconditioner.......

AC is for toffs and pansies. I'm from the ghetto. Straight from the hood...

Originally Posted by charleyboy

You need a hosepipe, turn to drip-mode, attach to ceiling and let the fooker hover in front of fan!

You'll be thanking me...

Are you taking the piss ?
He hasnt got a fan anymore .

I'm just gonna hide behind the crisps in my local 7-11 and kip there, well cool in there bro.

Flashbang doesn't read threads on TD. He just stares at the screen until it gives up the information.

When Alexandra Graham Bell invented the telephone, he found that he had 2 missed calls from flashbang.

Originally Posted by flashbang

My fan is in bits

I thought you might've gone berserk and cut your gf up...

Originally Posted by flashbang

I'd just be roundhousing mozzies and shit all night.

Just catch them with your chopsticks, place them in a jar then release them in the morning, that's what my MiL does, and she has a decent one-inch punch too.

Who let the dogs out?

It was always gonna be flashbang.

Originally Posted by flashbang

I'm just gonna hide behind the crisps in my local 7-11 and kip there, well cool in there bro.

Nice idea bro but it doesn't work.

I've tried it.

No sooner has your head hit the cool tiled floor and all becomes good in the world - then bang, some fucker comes round to restock the M Sport and it's all MAIS DAI MAIS DAI! shit.

At that point best to roundhouse said fvcker and leave like a ninja (grabbing a few packets of lay on the way)

How many people does it take to make world peace?

68,976,543,234,000 people and 1 to ask flashbang if it's o.k?

flashbang IS handsome man

When you hear this walking down Nana, Cowboy, Patpong, Walking Street or Patong, then you know who was the original.

Im seriously thinking of Nuncking the fuxk out of a teasmaid.

Flashbang can slam a revolving door!

Revolving doors did not exist until flashbang roundhoused a standard door.

Originally Posted by Bogon

flashbang IS handsome man

When you hear this walking down Nana, Cowboy, Patpong, Walking Street or Patong, then you know who was the original.

I don't go to them places bro it really is an honor and a privilege for any girl to even look at me...