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    Shit roll?

    Haven't got a clue how to post a poll so easy questions,

    Do you wipe your arse with paper and fling it down the bog?

    Do you wipe your arse with paper and bin it?

    Do you bum gun only?

    Are you a "WTF are bog rolls and bum guns"?

    Go on mods, make me a poll please, love you long time.....promise
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    I have to say I refuse to throw shit smeared pieces of paper in bins.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kurgen
    I have to say I refuse to throw shit smeared pieces of paper in bins.
    Have to say I rarely come across that option - but I'd agree anyway

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    I have a girl to do that for me....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kurgen
    I have to say I refuse to throw shit smeared pieces of paper in bins.
    It's people like you that give us perverts nothing to sniff in the public toilets, so I am forced to sit down and play Candy Crush until I get pins and needle in my legs.

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    Blot, bang, rub. Paper in the shitter.

    Then rinse.

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    Quick wipe with tissue if there is any then chuck the tissue down the bog , now the fun starts , two or three minutes giving myself an enema with the bum gun rinse then repeat . Sometimes scratch around the ring piece for a while depending on how long my nails have grown , if I'm using the toilet in my room obviously I'm naked by now so might decide to take my 3rd shower of the day . Quick swig of listerine then back to the bog for more enema / hand job action .

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    Thank you for sharing that with us.

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    There's a market for arse-blasters in the UK and I intend to exploit it. Bog roll is so fucking impractical.

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    Insert gun far enough up so that ringpiece can operate the trigger.

    Use one hand for holding pornographic stimulation, and one hand for holding penis.

    When done, use tissue for wiping penis only.

    Drop tissue in bin for Bogon to sniff.

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    What's always got me is that after using the bum gun isn't your arse all wet? Do you dry it or just pull up your daks?
    Is that what arse sponges are for?

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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap View Post
    There's a market for arse-blasters in the UK and I intend to exploit it. Bog roll is so fucking impractical.
    Make sure you turn back to that old leaf, Slap - by squatting.

    Physiologically healthier.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Koojo
    or just pull up your daks?
    Yes.

    A damp arse is the best way to cultivate those lovely raised red bot spots.

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    You fukking animals!

    Surely you rinse THEN wipe?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kurgen View Post
    You fukking animals!

    Surely you rinse THEN wipe?
    I would believe that would depend on the texture of said fecal matter.....

    Nothing to wipe/wash - why bother.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rural Surin
    Nothing to wipe/wash - why bother.
    How do you test it Goldfinger?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Koojo View Post

    What's always got me is that after using the bum gun isn't your arse all wet? Do you dry it or just pull up your daks?
    Some people just don't seem to be able to work this one out, its very easy.

    Drop the offending turd down the shitter, wash the arse hole well, blast the little nasty bits into oblivion with the bum gun then have a dedicated hand towel within reach to dry the water from ones ring gear.

    I mean you're only drying the water from your arse because you have blown all the shit away with the bum gun.

    If there's any shit on the Towel you need to be retrained in the use of the bum gun.

    Further more if there is some cont you don't like invite the tosser home and when he or she uses the shitter don't tell him or her about the hand towel you dry your arse with and hope they use it to wipe their face.

    Hope my top inside information has made Koojos life a little bit easier.

    Ps. If you're in a Hotel just use the floor mat.

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    What a classy fellow you are, Tel.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Koojo View Post
    What's always got me is that after using the bum gun isn't your arse all wet? Do you dry it or just pull up your daks?
    Is that what arse sponges are for?
    Correct method: Dump, bum gun clean, swab dry with tissue, throw in the bin.

    No shitty tissue in the bin please. And the problem is that many sanitary facilities cannot handle large quantities of tissue flushed away.

    Personally, and as far as possible my use is somewhat different as I am blessed with a fairly regular bowel. Morning dump, rinse with bum gun - straight into the shower - dress.

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    When ladies wipe using a bog roll I wonder if they wipe forward or backwards.

    For me bum guns are the best invention of the 21st century.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rural Surin View Post

    What a classy fellow you are, Tel.....
    Well thank you very much Jeff,

    I have just returned from a 14 day cruise on the " Voyager Of The Seas " sailing from Fremantle to Singapore.

    I bunked up with my 57 year old female cousin. She started to piss me off after a while so I'd make sure I used her hand towel to wipe my arse with every morning.

    Top stuff EH.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loy Toy View Post

    When ladies wipe using a bog roll I wonder if they wipe forward or backwards.

    What gets me LT is the amount of shit paper females use to dry their arse or nasty front bottom with.

    Fok me, its like they use a Forrest of paper every foking time they think about a shitter.

    My bog roll bin is always full.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loy Toy View Post
    When ladies wipe using a bog roll I wonder if they wipe forward or backwards.
    Backwards. Feminine hygeine 101.

    Quote Originally Posted by Loy Toy View Post
    For me bum guns are the best invention of the 21st century.
    word.

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    Quote Originally Posted by terry57 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Koojo View Post

    What's always got me is that after using the bum gun isn't your arse all wet? Do you dry it or just pull up your daks?
    Some people just don't seem to be able to work this one out, its very easy.

    Drop the offending turd down the shitter, wash the arse hole well, blast the little nasty bits into oblivion with the bum gun then have a dedicated hand towel within reach to dry the water from ones ring gear.

    I mean you're only drying the water from your arse because you have blown all the shit away with the bum gun.

    If there's any shit on the Towel you need to be retrained in the use of the bum gun.

    Further more if there is some cont you don't like invite the tosser home and when he or she uses the shitter don't tell him or her about the hand towel you dry your arse with and hope they use it to wipe their face.

    Hope my top inside information has made Koojos life a little bit easier.

    Ps. If you're in a Hotel just use the floor mat.
    This assumes you've blasted all the dags off in the first place, which you have no way of knowing.
    When you wash the dishes you use hot water and soap and a dishcloth or brush of some kind, you don't just rinse them with cold water.
    Also, that assumes you're at home, what if you're in a no star restaurant for example, and there's no paper or towel? or do you use a communal towel?
    Personally I use paper, (preferably something with a bit of tread on it) and it goes in the bog and gets flushed.
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