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    Rory dumps Caroline.... why?

    So he got cold feet. You have to ask why, and I can think of some reasons, please feel to add your own:

    (1) She wouldn't sign a pre-nup
    (2) She doesn't swallow or take it up the gary glitter
    (3) He's seen the sort of dirty sluts Tiger Woods got hold of - and how much it cost him.
    (4) He's seen her mother.
    (5) It was an "Elton John" and she wouldn't go along with it.

    (6)...... <insert here>


    VIRGINIA WATER, England -- Only a few days after sending out wedding invitations, golfer Rory McIlroy broke off his engagement to Danish tennis player Caroline Wozniacki on Wednesday.

    Uncomfortable and subdued, the two-time major winner spoke about the decision ahead of the BMW PGA Championship, only a few hours after first announcing the split in a statement.

    Caroline Wozniacki was in attendance to watch Rory McIlroy earlier this year in Dubai.

    "It is quite a difficult time for Caroline and myself, and the statement really said it all this morning," McIlroy said at Wentworth. "It was mutual and we both thought it was the best for us, the best for both of us. Time to move on, and I've said all that I need to say."

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    What you on about Harry - who gives a fvck?

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    I would imagine she's a little cut up about it, but I'd still slip her one.

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    She obviously believed her mother when she said it would be the last blowjob she'd ever have to give.

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    His golf was in the shitter already, but having just seen the interview he might as well try and hit it with a baseball bat.

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    Lets be honest...He's an ugly little fooker.

    If he wasn't so well known, I wouldn't imagine there would be a queue of blondes lining up!

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    ^A bit like Peter Crouch. When he was asked what he'd be if he wasn't a football player, his answer was "a virgin"

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    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda View Post
    His golf was in the shitter already, but having just seen the interview he might as well try and hit it with a baseball bat.
    OK Scratch that.

    And put a few quid on Wosniacki to win the French Open!



    Rory McIlroy seals PGA victory after dream back nine - Golf News | World & Ireland Golf Results, Fixtures & Tables - Sun, May 25, 2014

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    What my mate Brian thinks...

    Rory Mcilroy - Congratulations on winning the PGA at wonderful Wentworth - but I'm amazed and estatic that the tiresome misogaynists of the world have NOT besieged our screens with such crap as - "Want to win, get shot of the tart !":
    "Hole more by holing less" :" Self abuse may reduce your hand - icap'. etc..
    Who could ever think that there is any connection between Rory's victory and the split with the constantly- nagging Danish pastry ,whose sole purpose in life was to marry him.His happy demeanor, excellent concentration and terrific stroke - making,
    were purely co - incidental. Thousands of male golfers will be thrilled by his win, and thanks to their balanced outlook on life, only a few will seriously consider divorce in return for victory in the monthly medal!

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    was punching above his weight, then so are most sports men when it comes to women,
    but money is love it seems to most women when they shack up with them, but his was making a good earner at tennis so good on him to say not worth the long haul.
    i think he will get more holes in one in the future.
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    how to stuff up a post, do not drink stout(mothers milk) then not check your post,should be she made money from tennis.
    the shame of it all.

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    Maybe he likes big cocks and bacardi breezers more than she does? she looks a little on the butch side.

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