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    Who is the black sheep in your family?

    Do you have a black sheep in your (extended) family? Is there an out and out nutter amongst them?
    Who gives rise to the most mirth/derision?

    I had an uncle who got turfed out by his wife. He moved in with his pigeons. Fortunately the family had an outdoor toilet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chassamui View Post

    Do you have a black sheep in your family?

    Is there an out and out nutter amongst them?

    Urm, That would have to be me innit.

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    Yep, it's me, though I've got a fucktard cousin who gives me a good run for my money!

    I'm the black sheep in the sense that my family are mostly really straight laced, normal, family orientated, never-left-their-hometown kind of people. They don't get why I wanted to go and live in Asia, they don't get why I don't want to get married have kids and settle down, they think I'm some form of drug addict cos I like the odd spliff, they don't get why I work to live not live to work like them.

    Fucking hate family gatherings, pretending to be all normal and respectable and shit.

    I dunno, I just know they think I'm a bit weird but fuck 'em, they're insufferably dull.

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    Me, always been me and never had any competition.

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    ^ ^

    My situation exactly.

    Quite funny when I was younger and would sneak out to my Toyota van and pull a few bongs of good head banging hydro down.

    When my mum busted me she near on had a mental break down thinking I was a smack addict or something.

    Loved my mum but she was off a farm and straight as fuk.

    Old man never got a blow job I reckon.

    Never said any thing when she caught me wanking either.

    Bong in one hand and cock in the other.

    Happy days.

    Love ya mum.

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    Brother, absolute psycho, very violent... Blonde, blue eyed, gentle looking nutter - has been going to clubs to beat up packs of bouncers since he was 16. He now has a young kid, so hopefully he will settle down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by terry57
    Bong in one hand and cock in the other.
    True love?

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    Quote Originally Posted by terry57
    That would have to be me innit
    Don't worry, it's pretty much hereditary with you Aussie fokkers

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