Thread: New York man sues city for more money than exists on Earth after dog bite

Sounds like he might get a new jacket out of it if he's lucky. One that does up at the back.

A New York man is claiming more money than exists on the planet in a lawsuit against the city after he was bitten on the finger by a “rabies-infected” dog on a bus.

In a bizarre 22-page hand-written lawsuit, Anton Purisima, 62, is claiming a reported $2 decillion ($2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000) from the City of New York, two hospitals, an airport, supermarket chain Kmart, a bakery, and a dog owner, amongst others.

Purisima is suing for injuries to his middle finger, civil rights violations, discrimination, conspiracy to defraud, fraud, harassement, and attempted murder, according to the New York Post.

He claims that the pain and distress caused by his infected middle finger were “priceless”, and so warranted a figure so large that it exceeds the combined values of all economies on the planet.

Purisima does not appear to be new to the idea of frivolous lawsuits, having sued banks, casinos, and China in the last few years, according to USA Today.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Purisima does not appear to be new to the idea of frivolous lawsuits, having sued banks, casinos, and China in the last few years

& how did he get on with those...

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Purisima is suing for injuries to his middle finger

Think he may be shown the middle finger by the various parties named in the suit and the judge.

I hope the hound is fully compensated ,may have been infected by a rabid yank

Da judge said

Dis temper is barking

2 decillions ?

Never heard of those, but my wife would able to blow them in a couple of months

Has the bloke got phone ?

Originally Posted by helge

2 decillions ?

Never heard of those, but my wife would able to blow them in a couple of months

Has the bloke got phone ?

Why, you want her to blow him?

Originally Posted by helge

2 decillions ?

Never heard of those, but my wife would able to blow them in a couple of months

Has the bloke got phone ?

You see that's the vas deferns between a bj and a paycheck

Originally Posted by Kurgen

Why, you want her to blow him?

Heh...Sure...Have at it!...

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Purisima is suing for injuries to his middle finger

Even dogs don't appreciate "the bird"...

Could be the poor dear only wants to claim $10k but thinks he's in Zimbabwe.