Thread: School Reunions

Here in Geneva they are having their 7th World Reunion of the International School over a weekend in June.

Now, i scrolled down the list and recognised lots of names. Including my first love.

We are going back about 30 years. I really want to go, but do i want to see that guy as a 50 something person and do i want him to see me? Perhaps the spark is still there.....

Also one of my best friends from the time has e-mailed me over the years and she is coming.

This is going to be sort of strange.

Should i get myself a gram of high grade cocaine to be able to handle all this?!!!!

Or just do a Patsy and dive in and have a fucking good laugh.

Which i am sure we all shall do. After the ice has broken.

Did any of you do this?

I am basically quite a shy person, so sit on the sidelines alot.

get in there pats, it will probably be a hoot

Don't get wrecked, you will regret it. Suffer the nerves, go and slowly get into it without 2 bottles of wine down your neck first...

went to two never again, I think you will regret it, but you won't know unless you turn up.

Well frankly Pats,

I'd just get the gram of high grade coke and go on a massive bender with your real mates.

Never do school reunions, The thought of seeing your old boy friend at 50 could be a truly depressing thing.


Yes pats, just get the coke.

There's a reason you are not still friends. You are basically talking about complete strangers, many of whom will want to show off or try an impress you.

A woman who was the first girl I ever vaginally fingered was going to the reunuion

I didn't go as my dreams would have been shattered by a frumpy middle-aged mother of 3

Go to your reunion Patsy. Find the bloke and just use him for sex.

who wants wrinkled sex?

^ who doesn't???

Originally Posted by chassamui

Go to your reunion Patsy. Find the bloke and just use him for sex.

Excellent idea.

Do you still look sexy, Pats? If so, you must go, but with an under-stated look... If you don't then who cares, everybody ages, go and see a few folks, chat about the old days, you may never get the chance again!

Originally Posted by patsycat

Did any of you do this?

No, I prefer to vet them on Facebook. I wouldn't want to touch any of my ex-girlfriends on there, looking how they've let themselves go, not even witth Betty's cock

Originally Posted by Drainpipe

A woman who was the first girl I ever vaginally fingered was going to the reunuion

I didn't go as my dreams would have been shattered by a frumpy middle-aged mother of 3

I bet she's easier to finger now.

^



Anyway Pats,

A silly old Ex mate of mine goes to our school reunion and hooks up with his old girlfriend. Had not had a shag since 1970 the story goes.

He had apparently knocked one out in the bogs whilst thinking about her back in school but that was about as far as his fixation went.

Fast forward 35 years.

My other mate tells me a story of how the Ex mate had hooked up at the reunion and was now getting married.

Anyway, I'm walking through Fremantle one lovely morning and fuk me dead I walked straight into them.

I had to actually hold myself back from bursting into laughter as she had morphed into hideous looking monster weighing in at close to 150 KG I recon.

Fuk me, he was no oil painting either and had turned into a horrible fat fuk.

A match made in heaven EH.

Don't go Pat's, All the decent punters will be off doing something else.

Was invited to one a few years ago. Fortunately, I was here in Thailand on an oil platform so I have a good excuse not to attend.
Seeing old mates, girlfriends, enemies / bullies from 30+ years ago is probably more depressing than anything I can think of, tbh. Especially if they've spent the ensuing years a bit more productively than you.

Originally Posted by terry57

I had to actually hold myself back from bursting into laughter as she had morphed into hideous looking monster weighing in at close to 150 KG I recon.

Maybe they just loved each other, Terry. Maybe they enjoyed each other's company and had a bit of depth to their relationship; not something to ridicule, imho...

Employ someone to tape it for you Patsy early on in the evening.

Get them to put it on YouTube and check it out before heading over.

You might be the best looking, least worn out person there and you may not have to say a word, when you walk in all jaws will drop.

Your ex-beau will have a wet patch in a micro-second.

Oh...........and don't forget your glass slippers.

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

Your ex-beau will have a wet patch in a micro-second.

He will be damp? Is he a she, LT?

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

He will be damp?

You never had a wet patch from pre-ejaculation fluid Betty?

I get em all the time.

^ sounds fantastic, kinda like the wet dreams of a teenager; where can I get me some of those?

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

Maybe they just loved each other, Terry.

Maybe they enjoyed each other's company and had a bit of depth to their relationship; not something to ridicule, imho...

Oh don't be ridiculous Betty,

She is a fat horrible hideous looking thing and he would of shacked up with a katoey with 3 cocks if the katoey had winked at him.

Nope, plain and simple innit, desperation on both parts.

He did kick a winner though as he had sweet fuk all and she was a school teacher with a house and a shit load of money.

She had Never been married of course, too fokin fugly.

Sad but true.

Anyway, he must look at the fokin horrid thing day in and day out and she must glance upon his horrid appearance daily so their perfect together.

Hope they don't breed though but on second thoughts that wont happen as he could never find her naughty spot through the rolling layers of fat.

Hence why us Gentleman much prefer petite lovely Thai girls.

Originally Posted by terry57

Hence why us Gentleman much prefer petite lovely Thai girls.

Speak for yourself, Terry.

Beauty is beauty, and it comes in various forms, some even old, some even chubby...

Betty your musing is true .

But given the choice between a Godzilla with a cracking personality and a lovely Thai girl who is not perfect but quite OK I'll go with the cracking Thai girl any day of the week.

Just the way it must be.

Ugly and fat just gets awfully trying after a while I must say especially when on the Important job of shagging.

I ain't been there as the thought makes me gag in my Weetbix.

Don't know about you Betty, but fat fuggly girls do not entice my horn.

I'll leave them for you EH.

Cheers Betty.