Thread: My Trip to Egypt

Went to Sharm for 10 days with my Chinese gf... spent 99% of the time snorkelling, sunbathing and eating.
Went quad biking and diving as well

few pics.

spent £50 on booze on the airplane getting hammered whilist watching True Romance




nice room - had swim-up pool outside our balcony and a whirlpool bath




nice food


my new mate i met in the Shisha tent






This cheeky bastard was asking £15 to take a photo of his camel.. i offered him a genrous 5 quid and he refused me so i walked away. We're talking Sterling here not EGY

I managed to get a sneaky one when he went into the water, albeit at distance

Originally Posted by ShrewedPunter

i offered him a genrous 5 quid and he refused me so i walked away.

should have told him you just wanted to take its photo , not to fcuk it

Originally Posted by ShrewedPunter

Went to Sharm for 10 days with my Chinese gf...

Well this is off to a real rip roaring start.

Any shots inside the lift?

Or maybe of a couple of empty cans from the fridge?

No Russian tourists.
No Russian tourists?
Nice food though, yummy.

I'd love ti visit one day

99% of your time was spent...snorkelling, sunbathing and eating.

Then you went quad biking and diving.

Still didn't get a shag, huh!

The hotel looks quite nice, but there are no people. No yermans steeling the deckchairs.

Where are the people?

Where is our long lady in her bikini?

Where's the goat room?

The Sushi looks pretty good in the food pics but the one above it looks like someone took a dump on your plate !

That is the time to go out there and get your chair, put your towel down etc. and take good piccies.
Zee goats are hiding under the bush to your right.

Originally Posted by patsycat

Zee goats are hiding

Not as dumb as they look, those goats.

[QUOTE=steve down under;2777984]The Sushi looks pretty good in the food pics but the one above it looks like someone took a dump on your plate !

looks like a mad lady's shite

There better be more to this thread still coming....

Who would start having a chat with some random arab bloke when he is on his hols with a Rinky Tink dirt bag?

Originally Posted by ShrewedPunter

spent £50 on booze on the airplane

You had to buy booze on a plane? My word - didn't know Ryan Air flew to Egypt.

Is it Monarch that flies to Egypt and you pay for everything separately?

Where' the tits n arses shots ?

^Camels or goats?

Why would you go to Egypt to eat sushi? Just askin like

Originally Posted by ShrewedPunter

nice room - had swim-up pool outside our balcony and a whirlpool bath

..but used an airline that allows me to spend 50 notes on booze and watch a film on my own tablet whilst in the sky.

Classy...

Originally Posted by Bogon

Originally Posted by ShrewedPunter

nice room - had swim-up pool outside our balcony and a whirlpool bath

..but used an airline that allows me to spend 50 notes on booze and watch a film on my own tablet whilst in the sky.

Classy...

Not really arsed.. it was a holiday package i got from Thomson...

Pictures, SP - come on, mate, don't let us down, we're all relying on you...

didnt take many pics..

fish pizza




on the way to airport a huge stone hit my window and the crack got gradually bigger and bigger as we got closer.. nerve racking stuff




When i got home the first meal i had was chips and curry sauce



room outside

haha just found this one on my phone.. forgot i had it..

sneaky shot of mr camel man