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    Question Cocky Smeg sighted in Paris on "tour"?

    By Reuters4:51PM BST 05 May 2014
    A South African performance artist who tied a live rooster to his penis during an impromptu open-air show near the Eiffel Tower was found guilty yesterday of “sexual exhibitionism”. However the Paris court did not impose a sentence.
    Last September Steven Cohen danced on the French capital’s Trocadero Plaza dressed in a corset, high heels, long red gloves and an elaborate feathered headdress with a rooster attached to his penis by a ribbon.

    Under the amused and perplexed gaze of tourists, including a group of nuns, the spectacle lasted only a few moments before police arrested Mr Cohen, dragging him across the plaza, rooster attached.
    Mr Cohen’s lawyer said she was “relieved”.
    “This is a rather measured decision,” said lawyer Agnès Tricoire. “In my opinion, this case should never have gone to court.”
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    A graduate of Slappers advanced Issanic masturbation course....

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    Sounds like he was trying to start an illegal cock fight

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    Can't have been Smeg, he has a vagina.

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    Quote Originally Posted by david44
    police arrested Mr Cohen, dragging him across the plaza, rooster attached.

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    Smeg's cock wouldnt be running around Paris........it would be stuck up one of his dead girlfreinds corpse

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    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    Because the old bill dragged it there.

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    And they say art is dead! Silly critics.





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    He would not look out of place in Pattaya.

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    Gary Glitterman I believe? TD did an interview withe Jomtien fasher

    Tales from a raving loony in Pattaya

    Here you can read the rants and raves of Pattaya's number 1 loony, The Glitterman, featured in most of the Pattaya news rags he rides the Soi's of Pattaya on his golden bike whilst wearing his ridiculous golden outfit.


    Glitterman Speaks About Alcohol

    i am surprised that only one of you bothered with my photo request, still one is better than none. what i am going to talk about is alcohol ,they say 'money is the root of all evil' i say 'alcohol is'. i have not touched a single drop of alcohol for twenty years, i could if i wanted to , there is nothing wrong with my body and all this exercise through cycling and swimming means i am fitter than all of you, [ i also have never smoked and never taken any form of drugs in my life ] i dont drink because im rebelling against alcohol and the social structure of it and the damage it does.

    It always amuses me how a man can drink down his pint of beer and then slam his empty glass on the table with a growling ''aaaaahhhh'', as if to say 'look im a real man, ive drunk all this liquid'. RUBBISH the only thing manly about that is that you were brave enough to drink a liquid that was exactly the same colour and shade as urine [which is possibly how the term 'Pissheads' came about].

    or to look at it in another way; if an alien from another planet were to land on earth and see all these peolple drinking alcohol then the alien would believe that humans needed to drink alcohol to survive and without it the humans race would die .

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    A university professor was giving a lecture on involuntary muscle contractions to his fifth year med students,
    Realising it was not the most riveting of subjects, the professor decided to lighten the mood slightly,
    He pointed to a young woman on the front row and said 'do you know what your arsehole is doing while you are having an orgasm?'
    She replied - ' most likely fishing with his mates '
    It took 30 minutes to restore order in the room !!!!

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    Fishing thread

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    a yarn with a hole a smeg thread

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