As we approach an exciting end to prem'ship the usual two teams jostle for pole postion at the trough.
The erstwhile girls team in scarlet while under attack seem to be hanging o into injury time their caddy and overseas manager the "special one" has promised the squad will leave no bone unearned in their quest for the winnings.
Less popular with the fans but with a bigger budget tools and overseas leaders the thugsobrown from the Southern League despite using the brawn not brain card do have Geordie Apesheet a previous caretaker and Newcastel Ace.
Weekend training may include long marches,with snacks at half time.FIFA fair play rules request that no coins be thrown at players only notes.
The away team from upcountry unusually may opt to throw up on the venue while the cream of the musturd shirts may throw a few crackers for the crowd.
The refereeing and offside rules have a local variant where men in black may intervene as substitutes in disgiuse outfits,discharged seaman ,agent provocatrice,respectable celebrity etc, the cops unusualy may initiate disorder but to offset this will not go to any lengths to stretch themselves overly to stop it and may turd a blindeye to minor murders and happy to be dragged down the main strip if the price is bs enough.
Bookies find this seasons one hard to call and many foreign fans are staying away as who ever gets to toptrough may cause injury ,mayhem and sanook.
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Meanwhile over in the Euro league Crime Here 1 Russia For
Ukraine 0 DonBass Drunk
Kick off dusk Saturday ,extra time if needed,referees,rules and payments may change at time
John Mottson stated as Blingluck Shoot-the-waiter was stretchered off
'SHE WAS A WOMAN OF TWO HALVES"
Tottyknot Whopperwhale added she was sick as prat.