Thread: Your Mate's Coming - What Do You Request?

Originally Posted by Kurgen

black pudding and haggis

Black pudding added. I already have haggis and white puddings but requested more anyway!

I'm getting married next year, gonna need a bigger fridge freezer!

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

Twiglets are finger-licking good.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

A SQUEEZY BOTTLE!?

You utter Phillistine. Have you no shame?

Come one, the powder stuff requires effort and is reserved for occasions such as getting your bird to cook you macaroni cheese.

For simple mustard making activities it requires Hellman's Mayonnaise.

You know the big dollop is right.

Mayonnaise in mustard? Are you some kind of pervert?

When in Thailand i sometimes ask for cooked breakfast.. i never get nice sausages..

Sometimes i get plastic sausage
Sometimes i get glorified hot dogs

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

Black pudding added. I already have haggis and white puddings but requested more anyway!

Dude - where do you live? Surely once a quarter you can get to Pattaya, Chiang Mai or Bangkok and fill your larder? Hell, most places would even stick a big bag of goodies on one of those crazy vans for you if you order large enough quantities. Hell I feel sorry for you now - even I might!

Originally Posted by ShrewedPunter

When in Thailand i sometimes ask for cooked breakfast.. i never get nice sausages..

Stay in a nicer hotel then.

Saveloys and pease pudding.

I am drooling.

This thread will make a ton tonight.

Great thread Mr Diggler.

Originally Posted by pseudolus

Originally Posted by Kurgen

ambrosia custard.

Selling this and rice pudding in the Nana Deli right now, pal.

it's not for me is it.

Psuedolus take it you like shopping?

Originally Posted by pseudolus

Originally Posted by ShrewedPunter

Cumberland Sausages

Freely available in the Tescoes at the end of your street, pal.

In reality until you live abroad for a couple of years, you will be surprised by the things you miss.

Proper mushy peas.

One of dirty dogs favourite topics when having a go at us northerners. RIP mate.

Originally Posted by Yasojack

Psuedolus take it you like shopping?

Not really - I am very picky though, so tend to keep an eye out when out and about.

Oh dear, where to begin? Stuff I've missed over the last 25 years of living overseas, and pig out on when I get home:
Cornish pasties, pork pies with an egg in the middle, Guinness extra cold, liver and bacon, cottage pie, emmental cheese, steak & kidney pie, Bakewell tarts, Bournville dark chocolate ( bloody big bar kept in the fridge), doner kebab, butter chicken curry takeaway, ham carved from the bone, thick orange peel marmalade, cheese on toast, Heinz tomato soup, Cross & Blackwell's tinned spaghetti with the little sausages inside, roll-mops, Camp coffee, Mars bars.

You are what you ate as a kid. Ah happy days!

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Mayonnaise in mustard? Are you some kind of pervert?

Not really, I just like to clart my gf in it and fart on her.

Originally Posted by pseudolus

Dude - where do you live?

Songkhla Town.

Originally Posted by pseudolus

Hell I feel sorry for you now - even I might!

A delivery address can be arranged with immediate effect!

Originally Posted by hooter

This thread will make a ton tonight.

My shopping list may hit a ton too!

Originally Posted by MANICHAEAN1

cheese on toast

you can't get bread and cheese?

where the fark are you?

Originally Posted by MANICHAEAN1

Oh dear, where to begin? Stuff I've missed over the last 25 years of living overseas, and pig out on when I get home:
Cornish pasties

Flight into heathrow, express to Paddington station, up to the pastie kiosk. First food purchase in uk every time.....lovely!

Peperami, I remember they used to do some poor substitute for them in foodland but they were fukin rank.

Pepperami - Check!

I live in Songkhla Town, 26 clicks East to the coast from Hat Yai.

I have no problem living without this stuff but when somebody says they'll take an order I'm on it like Wallace and Gromit!

Well in reality you should get together with some of the other boys down there, put together a shopping list, and one of the shops in Pattaya no doubt would stick it on a bus for you.

Originally Posted by pseudolus

Well in reality you should get together with some of the other boys down there, put together a shopping list, and one of the shops in Pattaya no doubt would stick it on a bus for you.

Sorry to burst the bubble but Pattaya is not the Thai centre of the western universe.
Phuket, Samui and Surat are all fairly civilised regarding western delicacies, and much more convenient. It's just that Dirk is a lazy git.

This is true, but I challenge thee to find a distributor of Rowies in Thailand!

If you haven't had one you haven't lived.

^ love 'em. My father hailed from Aberdeen, so I had many holidays there as a child.
Rowies and Arbroath Smokies. Luvverly

When you're surrounded by it, it's hard to choose. I run around Sainsburys a salivating lunatic.

I would suggest a selection of cheeses but it doesn't travel well.

Lambs liver!