Well I have laughed at many of your posts. You lot seem mired down in your limey knuckle dragging ways. I was just curious as to how many of you can properly use chopsticks?
Fuck these savages a spoon and fork is far better
I am an adept user of the choppers
I can ride a bike but try to avoid those asian eating tools
I like toffees.
Well I have laughed at many of your posts. You lot seem mired down in your limey knuckle dragging ways. I was just curious as to how many of you can properly use chopsticks?
^To eat with Davis - not as deadly weapons.
I prefer the wooden one's,sometimes have trouble with horrid bigger plastic pair.
since i was about 6
Mr. Myagi was my chopstick role model. He was also a fucking liar.
I can, too.
However, if I have to eat food with my hands, like Indian or Middle Eastern, I make a real mess and embarrass myself. Someone will always push a spoon my way.
Please right hand only or you will ........Originally Posted by misskit
Truthfully how can you live here and not learn to use them? Noodles only in general though....
I am sure there are many on this forum.Originally Posted by aging one
^To eat with Davis - not as deadly weapons.
I've never tried to eat a Davis - are they tasty?
Yes i use chopsticks at Chinese restaurant usually.. however i find trying to eat noodles with chopsticks really really fucking anoying.
The act of sticking some noodles in your gob with most of them hanging out, and then proceeding to grab the hanger out noodles and shovel them in your gob most anaesthetic.
The Italians were definitely on to something here...
Of course..
When it's call for or appropriate.
They're a tool of practicality, not a novelty.
[was born with them in my hand]
Also been known to eat with my fingers when the occasion is called upon.
...and spoon/fork [items introduced to the "civilized" world by the Chinese] when appropriate.
Some are still taken by the mysterious Orient.
Innocent guttersnipes.
Yes, over 30 odd years ago when I was stationed in Hong Kong.
You had to learn quickly or you would of gone hungry very often.
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[was born with them in my hand]quote]
It must have been a dificult birth.
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I can pluck a fleet footed crab from the pubic hair of an epileptic harlot
Of course. Prefer Japanese style chopsticks, but no problems with chinese style chopsticks.
^ I will just bet you wear a Thai amulet...
......RS, the sad little asian wanna be....
Piece if piss, prefer them to cutlery. Except for steak.
After eight years of living in Japan, I can wield them with deadly precision.
just for noodle soup.....
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