Thread: Are you happy?

They're not happy in Gaza ..
They're not happy in Egypt ..
They're not happy in Libya ..
They're not happy in Morocco ..
They're not happy in Iran ...
They're not happy in Iraq ..
They're not happy in Yemen ...
They're not happy in Afghanistan ..
They're not happy in Pakistan ..
They're not happy in Syria ..
They're not happy in Lebanon ..

SO, WHERE ARE THEY HAPPY?

They're happy in Australia .
They're happy in Canada .
They're happy in England ..
They're happy in France ..
They're happy in Italy ..
They're happy in Germany ..
They're happy in Sweden ..
They're happy in the USA ..
They're happy in Norway ..
They're happy in Holland .
They're happy in Denmark .

Basically, they're happy in every country that is not Muslim and unhappy in every country that is!

AND WHO DO THEY BLAME?

Not Islam.
Not their leadership.
Not themselves.

THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN!

AND THEN; They want to change those countries to be like....
THE COUNTRY THEY CAME FROM WHERE THEY WERE UNHAPPY!

Excuse me, but I can't help wondering...
How damn dumb can you get?
Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim
Terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
Lets have a look at the evidence:
- No Christmas
- No television
- No nude women
- No football
- No pork chops
- No hot dogs
- No burgers
- No beer
- No bacon
- Rags for clothes
- Towels for hats
- Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower
- More than one wife
More than one mother in law
- You can't shave
- Your wife can't shave
- You can't wash off the smell of donkey
- You cook over burning camel shit
- Your wife is picked by someone else for you
- and your wife smells worse than your donkey
Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets better"??
Well no shit Sherlock!....
It's not like it could get much worse

Those Islamic nations just blame the west for anything and everything.

Originally Posted by ch1ldofthemoon

They're not happy in Gaza ..
They're not happy in Egypt ..
They're not happy in Libya ..
They're not happy in Morocco ..
They're not happy in Iran ...
They're not happy in Iraq ..
They're not happy in Yemen ...
They're not happy in Afghanistan ..
They're not happy in Pakistan ..
They're not happy in Syria ..
They're not happy in Lebanon ..

SO, WHERE ARE THEY HAPPY?

They're happy in Australia .
They're happy in Canada .
They're happy in England ..
They're happy in France ..
They're happy in Italy ..
They're happy in Germany ..
They're happy in Sweden ..
They're happy in the USA ..
They're happy in Norway ..
They're happy in Holland .
They're happy in Denmark .

Basically, they're happy in every country that is not Muslim and unhappy in every country that is!

AND WHO DO THEY BLAME?

Not Islam.
Not their leadership.
Not themselves.

THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN!

AND THEN; They want to change those countries to be like....
THE COUNTRY THEY CAME FROM WHERE THEY WERE UNHAPPY!

Excuse me, but I can't help wondering...
How damn dumb can you get?
Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim
Terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
Lets have a look at the evidence:
- No Christmas
- No television
- No nude women
- No football
- No pork chops
- No hot dogs
- No burgers
- No beer
- No bacon
- Rags for clothes
- Towels for hats
- Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower
- More than one wife
More than one mother in law
- You can't shave
- Your wife can't shave
- You can't wash off the smell of donkey
- You cook over burning camel shit
- Your wife is picked by someone else for you
- and your wife smells worse than your donkey
Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets better"??
Well no shit Sherlock!....
It's not like it could get much worse

funny and true

There are lots of things that make Mussies happy

Going to a good stoning, beheading, hanging or whipping

Being able to marry more than one wife, and you can beat them

Lots of gay porn on the internet

Not having to spend a lot of the wifes outfifts or hair

Getting 70 odd virgins if you kill the enemies of the Prophet

Being able to marry children, even you cousin

Having to wash 5 times a day and pray to a non existing god

Banging out as many kids as the wifes wombs can keep up with

If in UK free everything for you family for life


No wonder it's the fastest growing religion, or so they say

They're not happy in Gaza ..
They're not happy in Egypt ..
They're not happy in Libya ..
They're not happy in Morocco ..
They're not happy in Iran ...
They're not happy in Iraq ..
They're not happy in Yemen ...
They're not happy in Afghanistan ..
They're not happy in Pakistan ..
They're not happy in Syria ..
They're not happy in Lebanon ..

SO, WHERE ARE THEY HAPPY?

They're happy in Cuba.
They're happy in Russia.
They're happy in Thailand.
They're happy in Greece.
They're happy in Ukraine.
They're happy in Poland.
They're happy in Philippines.
They're happy in Mexico.
They're happy in Kenya.
They're happy in Burma.
They're happy in Pattaya.

Hey Asgood, I hardly think the Islamics are far from happy in Russia ,not with all the past cases of Muslim Chechnian terrorism in Russia thats been going on for donkeys years ,rather I think that the ragheads are well and truly pissed off , Putin threatens to wipe them out to a man (in good old Russian style) and as far as Thailand's muslims being happy one only has to read the Thai news daily to see the endless acts of terrorism against school teachers ,students and poor rubber farmers alike ,and BTW Pattaya IS in Thailand , but of course they good well be happy there cos they do not have to shag goats ,and can get rat legged whenever they like without upsetting Allah (the all merciful) here is the article about Russian Islamic terrorism Sochi Winter Olympics: Video threat emerges amid security concerns - CNN.com

Fek, 4 wives, 4 lots of dozy shopping trips, 4 lots of daft calls, 4 lots of scratches and dents in 4 bloody cars, etc no wonder their so bloody crabby about every thing and wish it on the rest of us!