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    Saw September off by pissing the bed for the second time in my life and both times in the last 2 weeks.
    That Peroni is the devil.
    Bring on dry october

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    ^good Lord you'll be having wet dreams next, did you make Mrs Dill sleep in the wet patch?

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    It would have took some avoiding...Looks like there was a sprinkler going off in there

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    Gotta say, I have just about had enough of this rain shit.



    Passing time enjoying a Stoli with a splash of Grand Marnier on the rocks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reg Dingle View Post
    Saw September off by pissing the bed for the second time
    Adult diaper time for the Dil. . Maybe they make self wicking silk ones.... Hit up Mendy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stumpy View Post
    Passing time enjoying a Stoli with a splash of Grand Marnier on the rocks.

    That's where it all begins JP, the slippery slope..
    passing the time drinking on your lonesome and telling yourself it's 8PM somewhere in the world whilst lubing your right hand with that EVOO in the background..
    before the gardener comes Bursting in

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stumpy View Post
    Adult diaper time for the Dil. . Maybe they make self wicking silk ones.... Hit up Mendy
    Waterproof Wickies

    I reckon that could take off.

    May give you an order in November

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reg Dingle View Post
    passing the time drinking on your lonesome and telling yourself it's 8PM
    8pm....Does that really matter.

    Quote Originally Posted by Reg Dingle View Post
    whilst lubing your right hand
    That's my lovely missus job which I have to say....well...maybe I will leave it at that...

    Quote Originally Posted by Reg Dingle View Post
    before the gardener comes Bursting in
    Well I am the gardener here Dil, so no worries there. Mendy is the one who has a "Live in" Guy who supplies rot gut Ya dong and sneaks peaks of him whilst on the computer....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reg Dingle View Post
    Waterproof Wickies
    That does have a catchy ring to it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stumpy View Post
    Gotta say, I have just about had enough of this rain shit.
    I've spent the last 4 nights on the drill floor running in hole, equipment failure, pull out of hole, run in hole.

    3.5 hours til shift and it's already dark and rumbling at 1530.

    Fuck this for a game of soldiers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stumpy View Post
    8pm....Does that really matter
    I think if I started at 8pm instead of 4 yesterday, I wouldn't have had to swim out of bed

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirk diggler View Post
    I've spent the last 4 nights on the drill floor running in hole, equipment failure, pull out of hole, run in hole.
    Sounds like one of Mendy's passport runs

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reg Dingle View Post
    I think if I started at 8pm instead of 4 yesterday, I wouldn't have had to swim out of bed
    . there is that.

    problem with rainy days you lose track of time, I had my first beer at 11am thinking it was 3 or 4......

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrWilly View Post
    Just can't help stalking, can ya?
    Grow up you twat it's 1 reply.

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    Here it is, about 4pm. Rain has been relentless since around 10pm last night. River flooding again, Some areas are being washed away. I am starting to get a bit irritable as I am an active busy type. Sitting around isn't much fun for me. I will say I am enjoying drinking earlier in the day because there is no reference to time. Probably going to have to check in to rehab soon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reg Dingle View Post
    Saw September off by pissing the bed for the second time in my life and both times in the last 2 weeks.
    That doesn't sound like alcohol to me. That's just your standard incontinence brought about by deteriorating bladder muscles due to old age.

    There is hope though... plastic sheets should work a treat unless you go down the adult diaper route.

    Anyway, it's 8pm on Vanuatu so I can finally kick off my dry cider October.


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    ^ You're gonna mix all those fruity cider drinks?. Do you have insulin handy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    There is hope though... plastic sheets should work a treat unless you go down the adult diaper route.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reg Dingle View Post
    Saw September off by pissing the bed for the second time in my life and both times in the last 2 weeks.
    That Peroni is the devil.
    Bring on dry october
    Could of been worse. Could of shat the bed twice in the last 2 weeks. You should point this out to her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BLD View Post
    Could of been worse. Could of shat the bed twice in the last 2 weeks. You should point this out to her.
    That's a good point BLD. What happens if out in public? Standing in line at the store and then piss yourself. Those waterproof wickies could be a life saver. Besides when you fart, probably sounds muffled as well. All a win win for Dil

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    My daughters boyfriend brought me some gifts from the states. Going to be a nice evening sipping on some Russian River IPA's. 660ml bottles.

    What are you drinking today?-img_20221001_163853-jpg

    They would look better the right way around. Thanks TD.

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    ^ they are ready to pour AO. Just crack a top.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aging one View Post
    Going to be a nice evening sipping on some Russian River IPA's. 660ml bottles
    Evening? Surely you mean 15 minutes

    Oh well, at least you have the willpower to relent til the evening, unlike some.
    Am I doing this Sober October alone?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stumpy View Post
    ^ they are ready to pour AO. Just crack a top.
    You bet, made to be consumed fresh even have a made on date on the label.

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