Well he won't be risen until Monday but it is that time of year to celebrate our Lord being nailed to a cross in most gruesome fashion by scoffing our collective gobs with chocolate. He died for our sins so make sure you get your money's worth on the gluttony.
What eggs are you giving and receiving?
I gave Signorina Singapura a big box of Lindt dark chocolate eggs
And I scored a Trumpesqian golden Ferrero Rocher in return.
Trump had a run-in with Aussie Ambassador Rudd in his Farage interview this week so it might behove Rudd to send Trump one of these eggs - 'Oh Monsieur Ambassador with this Ferrero Rocher you are really spoiling us'
Also a bag of small FR eggs to fill in the gaps