Thread: What are you drinking today?

^ It's not 2025 yet.

Originally Posted by BLD

3/4 bottle of baileys in the fridge. Haven't had that for yonks

combine, but not mix, it with Tia Maria in a shot glass to make a Baby Guinness. Kahlua can also be used.


Or a Belfast Car Bomb. A shot of Bailey's and whiskey dropped into a pint of Guinness.

Originally Posted by BLD

milk

I've never heard such wimpery.

Originally Posted by BLD

Mrs bld came up with the goods from her hotel cleaning job..a guest checked out and left a 3/4 bottle of baileys in the fridge. Haven't had that for yonks it's a bit sweet but I've drank my beer quota so I will have a few. With milk. See ya,ll on the bld oclock thread ya pussys
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Are you drinking a 3/4 full bottle of Baileys from a hotel room?

Originally Posted by Joe 90

As for the red grape, try a port and brandy festive mix next time.

Never tried that Joe, but I shall give it a whirl.

Tonight I was on the festive red jingle bubbles.

Leeloo from Luc Besson's quirky 90s sci-fi The Fifth Element with a very good head-sculpt of the Ukrainian actress Mila Jovovic

She has been weathered to match action scenes battle damage in the movie but I might painstakingly and lovingly remove her weathering with rubbing alcohol and a cotton bud (to get in those nooks and crannies) to restore her to her opening scene vestal beauty

Originally Posted by armstrong

Are you drinking a 3/4 full bottle of Baileys from a hotel room?

McDonald's special-sauce cocktail risk...

Originally Posted by Joe 90

We used to call it "minesweeping" back in the day when times were hard.

I've done a few 'minesweeps' in my time, also the slops (beer from the drip trays) when times were hard. Some bloody good landlords around in the day that knew who was a little short of money. Don't know if it still happens, was a long time ago.

Originally Posted by Looper

She has been weathered to match action scenes battle damage in the movie but I might painstakingly and lovingly remove her weathering with rubbing alcohol and a cotton bud (to get in those nooks and crannies) to restore her to her opening scene vestal beauty

You've excelled yourself there Loops, outstanding!

General Roy does not look amused as it appears he's going to get his prostrate massaged by Leeloos double anal intruding strap-on

Originally Posted by Joe 90

We used to call it "minesweeping" back in the day when times were hard.

Risky business back then.

You had put a pint down and turned your back for a second then it was gone.

Even minesweepers were sweeping minesweepers!!

No honour amongst minesweepers.

It got to epidemic levels at one point back in the early 90's.

Pissed of with this mallarky one night, I took an empty pint glass to the toilets and filled it with piss.

Returned to the bar where I left it then casually pinballed to a safe distance to observe.

Almost immediately a giant of a beer monster appeared from nowhere and sunk the lot in one and wondered off in search of more bounty without a second thought!

Priceless!

I remember grabbing a half full bottle of Red Square and there was a cigarette in it. Not sure I finished it but I was 16.

Originally Posted by Looper

Leeloo from Luc Besson's quirky 90s sci-fi The Fifth Element

Quirky is definitely right. Some good scenes though.

I remember MJ being 19 years old during filming and getting into a relationship with the 36 year old director. I was probably 14 and did look into a career in movie directorship.









Those costumes are something else in fairness.

BLD's missus employed on minesweeping duties!



On a serious note, doesn't she run the risk of getting into trouble with the hotel in the long run?

I know some restaurants can be especially precious about taking leftover food and I imagine most hotels would think similarly about taking guests' forgotten property.

No her and her mates have open slather..if they checked out and left it then it's the cleaners. Only 2 cans of a beer today. Not award winners but fuck it that's $10 saved

Originally Posted by BLD

No her and her mates have open slather..if they checked out and left it then it's the cleaners. Only 2 cans of a beer today. Not award winners but fuck it that's $10 saved

That's nice then.

Perk of the job.

Just hope some rotten bastard doesn't decide to jiz in any leftover bottles.

Originally Posted by armstrong

I remember grabbing a half full bottle of Red Square and there was a cigarette in it. Not sure I finished it but I was 16.

Don't leave your bong next to a bottle of red square or Leo especially if your a smoker and your bong is a similar size and shape to a can of Leo. BLD TIP#432

Originally Posted by hallelujah

gotta assume that there's not many wankers. Eh

That's nice then.

Perk of the job.

Just hope some rotten bastard doesn't decide to jiz in any leftover bottles.

I just assume that there's not a lot of wankers in Australia who would stoop that low

Originally Posted by hallelujah

That's nice then.

Perk of the job.

Just hope some rotten bastard doesn't decide to jiz in any leftover bottles.

wish you had of told me that before I mixed it with milk.

New nickname for Mrs bld. The Mine Sweeper couple of days back there was a couple of cans of Hard Rated lemonade 4.5% wasn't that hard but quite refreshing on a hot day

Not only the bevvys. But the hotel has a policy of when the guest checks out the Toilet roll is immediately replaced with a new one and the half or 3/4 used ones are supposed to be binned
Nah. Still got a good 4 or 5 asswipes in em. Even though I'm the only bloke in Perth to install an ass gun. Look at all the trees we are saving. I'm all for it.

Haven't bought bogroll for ages
Probably could of made a motza during covid when the daft counts were boxing on in the aisles of aldi for a bogroll.

If only the fookers would leave even MORE beer. Pretty sure they know they are getting breath tested at the airport or when they get to site. Hence they make the decision to abandon it in the mini fridge
Happy days.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Pissed of with this mallarky one night, I took an empty pint glass to the toilets and filled it with piss.

Probably tasted better than that gut rot brandy you like!

Harsh

I reckon ive destroyed my fair share of the Amazon over Milla

While back in the states I caught up with a few long time friends and we went to our local watering holes. Having a few Old Fashions, I asked the Bartender the pre mix they use. Bittermilk was the choice used. Did a little research and found it to be quite well reviewed. Tracked down a distributor and brought back 3 bottles. Have to say they make up some great cocktails.



Along with that and the 5 bottles of Rye Whiskey I brought back, was a few special jars of Amarena Wild Cherries to top off the Old Fashions.

Living the dream stumpy
Today Mrs Minesweeper salvaged 4 cans of the evil VB not a big fan of it to be truthful or that dreadful fosters shit that d poms insist on drinking while watching neighbours on the telly.it might be in the fridge a while before I've run out of anything drinkable but still want more beer.

Originally Posted by Stumpy

Along with that and the 5 bottles of Rye Whiskey I brought back, was a few special jars of Amarena Wild Cherries to top off the Old Fashions.

Good stuff stumps. You are loaded up now.