Thread: What are you drinking today?

Notice how I don't have to make anything up.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Notice how I don't have to make anything up.

If only you was poetical and entertaining as your avatar you sad fvcker!

Originally Posted by Joe 90

you sad fvcker!

It's 3am and you're either drinking alone or working.

Self-awareness is not his strong point.

Post beach-run rehydration + inebriation

Windy miller had the kite surfers out

Tis Melbourne cup day here in Oz I shall put the shovel away at 11.00 fire up the BBQ and neck some asahi while waiting in anticipation of a win ��

Floating copper cups!

Respecto

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Floating copper cups!

Having a nice cold ....... er Simon, why are you drinking that beer?!!

Originally Posted by DrWilly

A chaser of the finest alcoholic drink known to humanity for The Ministry Of Ungentlemanly Warfare

I discovered this drink while cycle touring on Tenerife in the 90s and it imprinted its syrupy sweetness on my brain-buds

I wish I had known The Ministry Of Ungentlemanly Warfare was based on this true story before I watched it, and that the main protagonist was the real life inspiration for Ian Flemings James Bond character, who also features in the story. It is a high energy spaghetti-wester-esque Nazi splatter-fest and quite good fun all round.

Operation Postmaster - Wikipedia

It has been historically woke-washed for the 21st century by airdropping some black people and women into the narrative but otherwise remains quite accurate in many of its details.

7.8/10

A chaser of the finest alcoholic drink known to humanity for The Ministry Of Ungentlemanly Warfare

I discovered this drink while cycle touring on Tenerife in the 90s and it imprinted its syrupy sweetness on my brain-buds

I wish I had known The Ministry Of Ungentlemanly Warfare was based on this true story before I watched it, and that the main protagonist was the real life inspiration for Ian Flemings James Bond character, who also features in the story. It is a high energy spaghetti-wester-esque Nazi splatter-fest and quite good fun all round.

Operation Postmaster - Wikipedia

It has been historically woke-washed for the 21st century by airdropping some black people and women into the narrative but otherwise remains quite accurate in many of its details.

7.8/10

Double post

Ran out of alcohol...I'm on the aftershave at the moment... Aramis and coke...hic!

In a pinch you can heat boot polish and the alcohol will rise to the surface of the tin.

^ I'll be drinking the petrol out of the car before I start on the boot polish ... hic!

I fooked up so much last Friday, made things so much worse, that I daren't stay sober for another week or two. I'm blaming dementia and seeing if I can get pensioned off (again)

In all seriousness mate you need to stop obsessing about her and just take it for what it is, a brilliant working relationship.

Nothing else is needed, especially not the boot polish

New to me. I have to say it is smooth and warm going down the gullet.

Originally Posted by Troy

Aramis and coke...hic!

Best use for it.

Is it the eighties again?

Originally Posted by happynz

New to me. I have to say it is smooth and warm going down the gullet.

Clyde Mays is excellent. Their Rye is top whiskey.

An American wine connoisseur made the mistake of reviewing buckfast... Here's their tasting notes:


Buckfast Tonic Wine (No Vintage)


Screw cap, took it off about 30 minutes before to bring in some air. Apparently made by monks in England. Decided to try while cooking dinner. Poured into a glass, first glance has a very inky almost brownish color that you see in older wines. Very syrupy, liquid clings to the side of the glass when swirled. Almost 15% ABV.


Stuck my nose in and was hit with something I've never experienced before. Barnyardy funk (in a bad way) almost like a dead animal in a bird's nest. A mix of flat Coca Cola and caramel with a whiff of gun metal.


On the palate, overwhelming sweetness and sugar. Cherry Cola mixed with Benadryl. Unlike anything I've tasted. I'm not sure what this liquid is but it is not wine, I'm actually not sure what it is but it tastes like something a doctor would prescribe. A chemical concoction of the highest degree. Can only compare it to a Four Loko.


Managed to make it through a couple small glasses but not much more. Has absolutely ruined the evening drinking-wise for me as I tried to drink a nice Bordeaux after but the iron-like metallic sweet aftertaste I just couldn't get out of my mouth even after a few glasses of water. I don't drink a lot of coffee regularly so I also have mild heart palpitations from the caffeine after just drinking a bit of this and feel a slight migraine.


An ungodly concoction made by seemingly godly men. I believe the Vatican needs to send an exorcist over to Buckfast Abbey as the devil's works are cleary present there. After tasting this "wine," the way I feel can only be described as akin to being under a bridge on one's knees orally pleasing a vagrant while simultaneously drinking liquified meth through a dirty rag.


I've drank a lot of wines in my life and will never forget this one.

Originally Posted by DrWilly

After tasting this "wine," the way I feel can only be described as akin to being under a bridge on one's knees orally pleasing a vagrant while simultaneously drinking liquified meth through a dirty rag.

The American wine connoisseur should have refrained from reflecting on his earlier experiences with vagrants.

Originally Posted by DrWilly

I've drank a lot of wines in my life and will never forget this one.

Aye, it's a classic.

19 yr old GF is out with some classmates. Bit too squawkish for my refined ears when there's more than one.

Out for some pints with the gym lads. Coffee on the sofa for lunch tomorrow.

Originally Posted by DrWilly

An American wine connoisseur made the mistake of reviewing buckfast... Here's their tasting notes:


Buckfast Tonic Wine (No Vintage)


Screw cap, took it off about 30 minutes before to bring in some air. Apparently made by monks in England. Decided to try while cooking dinner. Poured into a glass, first glance has a very inky almost brownish color that you see in older wines. Very syrupy, liquid clings to the side of the glass when swirled. Almost 15% ABV.


Stuck my nose in and was hit with something I've never experienced before. Barnyardy funk (in a bad way) almost like a dead animal in a bird's nest. A mix of flat Coca Cola and caramel with a whiff of gun metal.


On the palate, overwhelming sweetness and sugar. Cherry Cola mixed with Benadryl. Unlike anything I've tasted. I'm not sure what this liquid is but it is not wine, I'm actually not sure what it is but it tastes like something a doctor would prescribe. A chemical concoction of the highest degree. Can only compare it to a Four Loko.


Managed to make it through a couple small glasses but not much more. Has absolutely ruined the evening drinking-wise for me as I tried to drink a nice Bordeaux after but the iron-like metallic sweet aftertaste I just couldn't get out of my mouth even after a few glasses of water. I don't drink a lot of coffee regularly so I also have mild heart palpitations from the caffeine after just drinking a bit of this and feel a slight migraine.


An ungodly concoction made by seemingly godly men. I believe the Vatican needs to send an exorcist over to Buckfast Abbey as the devil's works are cleary present there. After tasting this "wine," the way I feel can only be described as akin to being under a bridge on one's knees orally pleasing a vagrant while simultaneously drinking liquified meth through a dirty rag.


I've drank a lot of wines in my life and will never forget this one.

Fer fucks sake, Willy!



Even in Scotland, which is where it is from, it is known as the drink of the bus stop tramps.

We can't even give it away to our pisscans!