Thread: What are you drinking today?

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Having now 'broken the seal' and now pissing like a racehorse every 5 minutes, that sounds very appealing.

exactly, i first did it as rugby club bet; the bet was last to break the seal. I got found out and it was drinks all night, cost over 1 1/2 large.

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Do you still have her phone number?

I do but she's retired and i don't think she does private call outs. She used to hook me up with a drip and oxygen if we'd had a Sunday game that required a post match session so i'd could function at work the next day- gawd bless er

Originally Posted by malmomike77

she's retired and i don't think she does private call outs. She used to hook me up with a drip and oxygen if we'd had a Sunday game

I could do with that after watching United nowadays.

Why the hell did you finish with her?

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Why the hell did you finish with her

i didn't, she left me and the three kids, i had to grow up

Originally Posted by malmomike77

i first did it as rugby club bet; the bet was last to break the seal. I got found out and it was drinks all night, cost over 1 1/2 large.

I knew a few lads who played for Beduff (Bedworth)
I think they got banned from the league.

They used to tell me about these games they played, like drinking another blokes pint of puke or piss.. and one that still sticks in my mind... The fire run...
Where they'd all set fire to newspaper in their arse cheek and see who couldn't run the furthest down next to the train track in Coventry railway station.
I was meant to go to an over 18s weekender at Butlins Skegness with them, but got ill at the last minute... and they called me The Poof

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Where they'd all set fire to newspaper in their arse cheek and see who couldn't run the furthest down next to the train track in Coventry railway station.

we used to do that through the town, running down the high street, you'd then get the funny wanker who ran off with your clothes and didn't return then for an hour so we'd have to go into a pub bollock naked from the waist down and wait till our clothes got returned.

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

I was meant to go to an over 18s weekender at Butlins Skegness with them, but got ill at the last minute... and they called me The Poof

i'm not sure its that Italian pish, i think its the early onset Alzheimer's forcing you to forget which drink you are on and mixing up an fooking orrible blend

Originally Posted by malmomike77

I do but she's retired and i don't think she does private call outs. She used to hook me up with a drip and oxygen if we'd had a Sunday game that required a post match session so i'd could function at work the next day- gawd bless er

Small world, her names not Gladys by any chance?

Originally Posted by malmomike77

i'm not sure its that Italian pish, i think its the early onset Alzheimer's forcing you to forget which drink you are on and mixing up an fooking orrible blend

He'll be sleeping in the deep end tonight.

When my old man was a lad they slept 6 to a bed,top and takes.
His words of advice were...

First up best dressed.
Don't sleep in the deep end always the shallow end.

Originally Posted by malmomike77

i didn't, she left me and the three kids, i had to grow up

Snap

Although I've yet to grow up.

^^^No and before you ask, she'd never touch a minkey

Saw this in the grocery store along with other local brews.. didn't buy though, I've been dry six weeks now and no intention of drinking in the near future.
Cool names though.

Originally Posted by MarilynMonroe

I've been dry six weeks now .

you don't need to suffer, you can get creams nowadays

Originally Posted by malmomike77

you don't need to suffer, you can get creams nowadays

Haha! Drinking a lot of tea and coffee and water lately. I don't miss alcohol, although my social life is pretty shit now. I may have a drink on my birthday next May. I am trying to heal my liver and losing lots of weight..drinking won't help.

Originally Posted by MarilynMonroe

I may have a drink on my birthday next May.

something to look forward to i guess....this ain't a trial run Dorothy - are you going for a Lulu award?

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

There's nothing plump about me nowadays mate, now I'm off the buses. I'm under 90kilos and into my old size 32 jeans, which eerily enough have a big piss stain towards the lower left of the crotch

Congrats minus the piss stain - tmi. lol

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Although I've yet to grow up.

At least you admit it. lol

Originally Posted by malmomike77

are you going for a Lulu award?

Nope just trying to get healthy and look good in a bikini next summer

Originally Posted by MarilynMonroe

Nope just trying to get healthy and look good in a bikini next summer

no cleavage shots, AO is at a delicate age and Symp, despite his protestations will knock one out

^Haha, can't guarantee there won't be a few.

Preferably with a pint of Boddingtons between them MM

^In yer dreams !

Originally Posted by malmomike77

no cleavage shots, AO is at a delicate age and Symp, despite his protestations will knock one out

When you get jailed again I have a new name for you. Loquacious Lush.

He's been hitting the bottle particularly hard over the last couple of nights.

Looks as if he's at the familiar endgame.

Originally Posted by Neverna

100 Pipers is Scottish whisky. A cut above the Thai spirits.

Originally Posted by DrWilly

Slight exaggeration alert

You don't think 100 Pipers Scotch Whisky is better than Thai spirits?

Have you ever drunk either?

^ I'm embarrassed to say but I don't think I've ever tried 100 Pipers Scotch Whisky. I'm generally off the spirits just now but one day I will have to remedy this.


But anyway, back when I was alive I used to enjoy a few ciders on a summer's Sunday afternoon, so I thought I'd relive some memories.

My dad always warned me about cider with a silly name and I should have listened.



I should have known... another bladdy Brummie cider. I don't know what's going on any more.

Originally Posted by Mendip

I don't know what's going on any more.

That's the cider