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    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    You've surely gotta be drinking this afternoon though?

    I fucking can't
    Nope. I haven't nearly poisoned myself to give in this early. I'll have a pint of Lemon and lime in a lady glass and pretend I'm drinking Margaritas with JP

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reg Dingle View Post
    i like it. I think I'll introduce my dad to that. He has this knack of slowing his drinking right down on his round, dodging off to the toilet when walking in the pub and just disappearing without saying goodbye which alway seems to correspond with his round.
    See. Upside to technology. My buddy just cracked a bottle of Blanton's. Now if I was there, we would kill that thing at $200. But I am here and we laugh. Saves him a Benjamin and another full night. Me, I dropped shot of Herradura Anejo. Few weeks ago we laughed as we played Monopoly. I think they cheated. I only had a view of the board. I was broke in no time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reg Dingle View Post
    pretend I'm drinking Margaritas with JP
    Nachos and Margs done. Shots now RD. Time for you to put on 2 pair of man diapers and drink up...ya putz.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stumpy View Post
    Tomorrow is a full day of NFL.
    adverts

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reg Dingle View Post
    I don't think it can't be turned over...



    Thinking of chucking it out but it's just 96% water on there really
    it fukin minging

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    Quote Originally Posted by malmomike77 View Post
    adverts
    Ohhh no. I have NFL Game pass. No commercials. I have 3 choices and I do commercial free. Nice missing the ATT, Verizon and T mobile commercials along with the endless US pharmaceutical sales and the fast food stuff. Just football.

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    so there are endless gaps with a blank screen instead

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    Quote Originally Posted by malmomike77 View Post
    it fukin minging
    Any chance of top and tailing at yours tonight, Mike?

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    no need Dill, you can have the guest room, or choice of sofas all come with guest proof covers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by malmomike77 View Post
    so there are endless gaps with a blank screen instead
    Nope. Next play. It's outstanding. I can also choose to watch a game in 40 as they call it but that is to abbreviated and no fun.

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    ^^ Brave man.

    I would get a decent deposit as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    ^^ Brave man.

    I would get a decent deposit as well.
    i don't think the deposit is a problem, getting rid of it might be

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    After a few Dos Artes Anejo shots, The rain stopped enough for me to get after a few trees that were a bit lengthy and I was afraid they would nose over with a wind storm





    Trimmed back for now. I have 2 trees and they grow incredibly aromatic smelling flowers but get top heavy quick as they grow very fast.

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    There are two things i cant resist cider and Gert.
    When Get told me to stop smoking ok darling when Gert told me to stop drinking i replied feck off.

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    Foden you kunt


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    Knew you'd be back on it.

    You'll be on meths and smack by the end of the 90 the way it's going.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    Knew you'd be back on it.
    Carling ffs who drinks that shite

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    I think you drink carling if you intend to go cottaging a glass of carling on the table is a signal to others of your intentions.

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    its a well known fact that male homos piss the bed

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reg Dingle View Post
    Foden you kunt

    And here's me with a night off work and no work until 6pm tomorrow, watching Utd get pumped, drinking tom yum stock.

    We're not surprised, just disappointed in you.

    You've let yourself down.

    Be as well get fucked up and finish those Peroni night caps. It's not like the mattress has dried already.
    Lang may yer lum reek...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reg Dingle View Post
    Foden you kunt


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    Quote Originally Posted by dirk diggler View Post
    We're not surprised, just disappointed in you.

    You've let yourself down.
    "Not only have you let me down, you've let your family down but most importantly you've let yourself down."

    My dad, circa 1989

    Possibly Ten Hag's half time team talk too

    Other sagely experienced advice...

    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    I would get a decent deposit

    Quote Originally Posted by klong toey View Post
    I think you drink carling if you intend to go cottaging

    Quote Originally Posted by malmomike77 View Post
    its a well known fact that male homos piss the bed

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reg Dingle View Post
    "Not only have you let me down, you've let your family down but most importantly you've let yourself down."

    My dad, circa 1989


    What did you do to warrant that sermon?

    Onit...

    What are you drinking today?-20221002_193335-jpg
    Last edited by Joe 90; 03-10-2022 at 01:35 AM.

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    I have noticed that this thread has been getting a bit silly over the weekend.

    What are you drinking today?-graham_chapman_colonel-jpg

    Time to get sensible...

    What are you drinking today?-img_20221003_220638-jpg

    It is the Queen's birthday public holiday so that means it is also a 1-day holiday from Sober October and time to raise a glass in commemoration.

    What are you drinking today?-3c57ba56e09da3de3bc7832818401614-jpg


    Is this the last Queen's Birthday? Will it be called the Kings birthday next year. I think it should stay the Queen's birthday in perpetual honour.

    On the apron this week is the Focke-Wulf Fw-190

    The radial engine supercedent of the Bf-109

    It was the scourge of the RAF swordfish wing when they tried unsuccessfully to repeat their Italian Taranto naval rout on the German Gneisenau and Scharnhorst with all 6 torpedo planes being shot down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reg Dingle View Post
    "Not only have you let me down, you've let your family down but most importantly you've let yourself down."

    My dad, circa 1989
    Ok I'll guess....

    Did you shit and puke in bed at the same time?

    Tbf it happens to the best of us and for some on here it's nightly occurrence

    Nah it's gotta be more serious than a couple of bodily excretions!!

    Did it invole a winner winner chicken dinner?

    A case for TDCSI me thinks...
    Shalom

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