^ yeah, average... (But, still kinda nice.) Is that an air condenser unit graveyard directly infront and to the left or are they prison cells?
A little further drive into NN, and you could have stayed at our place; spitting cobras, crazy (but friendly MiL and FiL), a couple of nice young dogs to play with and ample space to park your car under the luxury car port. The FiL has all sorts of skills, he would have sorted your tree out in no time... Might not have ended up as you imagined, but...