What are you drinking today?

**NamPikToot** · 25-01-2020, 07:27 PM

Originally Posted by Jack meoff

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O yes for tonight.....I can feel a jailing coming along

Good man, i was beginning to think you'd gone over to the other side, one of the best 585THB (or there abouts) investments you can make.

I think Princess is already dribbling on her LaZyboy

**Luigi** · 25-01-2020, 08:36 PM

Dragged kiddo out for a night of beer Sing jugs and ladyboys here.

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year everyone.

**Bettyboo** · 25-01-2020, 08:47 PM

Merry Xmas, a HNY and a Happy Chinese New Year I presume?

I was in Saraburi once, ooooo about 15 years ago, working for SCCC, and one Canadian mate wanted a quick beer after work, so we ended up in a place looking like that. After a couple of drinks, was about 7pm, a couple of the singers decided to come over and sit on our laps. I say, errm, thanks, but time to go home, the wife is cooking. The Canadian mate says he'd like to stay and orders a bottle of Thai whiskey... I pay my chit (not Chitty, he wasn't there...) and walk out, turn right for the 300 metres or so walk to my apartment. About 60 seconds into the walk, a motorcyc pulls up, my nice Honda City, red, with two ladies on it: the wife and the Canadian fellas wife... I says to the wifey, oh, I'm just heading home, let's go, so she says ok, looks happy, and they ask where the Canadian fella is, errrm, I'm not sure, I says and start walking home, but they were driving along slowly, looking in every bar (the Canadian fella liked a drink and was known to not return home after work until about 8am to get a change of clothes and head back to work...), and I knew they'd find him very quickly... I went home and about 15 minutes later wifey comes in; they'd found him, two 'ladies' sitting on his lap sharing whiskey, and his wife had gone ballistic and given them all a good thrashing...

**NamPikToot** · 25-01-2020, 08:53 PM

^ the question is, are we able to say Chockdee?

**Bettyboo** · 25-01-2020, 08:55 PM

Chokdee!

**Chittychangchang** · 25-01-2020, 09:29 PM

Originally Posted by Jack meoff

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O yes for tonight.....I can feel a jailing coming along

**Neverna** · 25-01-2020, 10:00 PM

That Chang beer is a month past its best before date. Not that it will make the slightest difference. Just sayin', like, innit.

**Jack meoff** · 25-01-2020, 10:06 PM

Keen eye Nev, I will polish it off tonight anyway.

**NamPikToot** · 25-01-2020, 10:07 PM

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

Chokdee!

Sorry, had to rescue me £1.25p curry inc lice and peas, but the point is where is he since your attempts to revive the doormat.

**NamPikToot** · 25-01-2020, 10:12 PM

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

I went home and about 15 minutes later wifey comes in; they'd found him, two 'ladies' sitting on his lap sharing whiskey, and his wife had gone ballistic and given them all a good thrashing...

Do you have many mates?

**Bettyboo** · 26-01-2020, 12:29 AM

Originally Posted by NamPikToot

Do you have many mates?

I used to have a few, not so many nowadays...

Of course, I will never lose my best mate!

(& we've had another 6 months or so since then to develop our friendship...)

I hope the curry tasted nice, making me hungry.

**NamPikToot** · 26-01-2020, 12:58 AM

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

I hope the curry tasted nice, making me hungry.

Taste is irrelevant, £1.12p and just pulling off the discount sticker gave me a dribble.

**Bettyboo** · 26-01-2020, 01:12 AM

**Dillinger** · 26-01-2020, 06:48 AM

Is that your guitar solo there Betty?

**Dillinger** · 26-01-2020, 02:54 PM

Happy Awstralya day cobbers

Fucked if I'm supping XXXX though

**Bettyboo** · 26-01-2020, 04:11 PM

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Is that your guitar solo there Betty?

Nope, free Youtube music. I am still trying to work on A, D and E chords - after 35 years I am no better than the day I started. I might buy a new guitar today, that should solve the issue...

**Dillinger** · 26-01-2020, 04:23 PM

**lom** · 26-01-2020, 04:30 PM

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

I might buy a new guitar today, that should solve the issue...

Indeed it will if you buy a Solo

**Bettyboo** · 26-01-2020, 05:32 PM

^ I should get one, just to freak the wife out...

^^ I hope that's a joke video, Dilly, but I'm not sure if that fella is taking it seriously or not.

**NamPikToot** · 26-01-2020, 06:12 PM

Not coffee, but if i was it would be ice cold 3 in 1, 3 sachets to a litre.

**Dillinger** · 26-01-2020, 07:29 PM

^ If Carlsberg made losers

**NamPikToot** · 26-01-2020, 07:58 PM

Originally Posted by Dillinger

^ If Carlsberg made losers

i'd be a shoe in for an extra in their adverts. I would turn down XXXX though.

**cyrille** · 26-01-2020, 08:46 PM

Originally Posted by NamPikToot

shoe in

Have another go.

**NamPikToot** · 26-01-2020, 08:54 PM

Originally Posted by cyrille

Have another go.

Wanker?

**Mendip** · 27-01-2020, 01:33 PM

After a two hour drive to Pak Chong yesterday for an abortive attempt to get my fossilised tree trunk cut, we decided to cut our losses and stay in Khao Yai for the night.

Before booking a villa with a mountain view, I would say it's worth checking that they haven't planted trees to block that view.

At 160 Baht for a small bottle of Singha in a deserted bar, I was glad I'd come prepared. Looking at a tree made a nice change from looking at our garden wall.

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