This Saturday the wife along with all the rest of her family are all carting off bloody miles away to another province to attend one of her cousins weddings ,, by all accounts a huge allday do , they have booked up a complete hotel and resort for around 300 people ,,, a complete and utter charade the like of which I point blank refused to attend.
Why ??
Well the wife phoned the ( lucky ) bride up after her invite to congratulate her etc , only to hear her crying on the phone,
" weve been engaged 2 years because my Mum wanted us engaged as we had been together a long time , and now Mum has organised this wedding because SHE is embarrassed now about the length of time weve been engaged ,, problem is I really dont love him or want to marry with him "
Well thats ok then as long as Mums happy her dear little daughter is seen to be all prim and proper , funny thing is though ( and this bit is well known but NEVER spoken about )
The same Mum happilly accepts payments every month from another of her daughters who,s a bar slut .
I,ll go to the divorce party next year cheers.