Thread: Teak Door - Classic Lines

A place to quote the gems of wisdom, moments of sublime humour and any other good shit like that. 4 rules. Quote, Name, Date, Thread Link.

"Beer and visa runs, for me, are an incredibly bad combination. The acquisition of a visa becomes an inconsequential detail as I invariably embark on four days worth of robust drug, alcohol and prostitution abuse in random villages."

Somtamslap

15/01/2014

https://teakdoor.com/thai-visas-and-v...-visa-run.html

Classic scene:

Meeting Wally Raffles' mate who had a severe foot fetish and spending an evening in Tong Lor drinking and watching him obsess over lots of different girls feet. An evening I'll never forget. Priceless.

"The goat had a sphincter that just wouldn't quit!"

Withnallstoke

Any given thread.

"I don't want to spend large swaths of my life single. I want secured sex"

Socal

22/01/2014

https://teakdoor.com/the-dog-house/13...-family-4.html

^Should be getting lots in TD jail...

Yes, Swaths of it

Fuck you up your chocolate starfish blurter you raving poof homo

Terry.

every thread, everyday.

Originally Posted by Latindancer

You stupid twat, ENT....I was posting to entertain, not to be exact.

LatinPrancer

22/01/2014

https://teakdoor.com/2676958-post10.html

'Actually, I don't remember typing that.'

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