Thread: Tis My Christmas story

^ kill him!

You have the zanax, drug him, tie him up then take his fukin hands and feet off; don't forget to cauterize the wounds with a blow torch because this fuker needs to suffer for a very long time...

This morning our Daughter cooked the South Korean Backpacker a full English breakfast,something I have never witnessed before. Her cooking a full English breakfast. A breakfast so huge I haven't had one out here. The produce used for such a sumptuous meal was MY food,nobody touches Daddy,s food, I eat only Farang cuisine,it is very expensive this imported deli food.
She cooked My food, food that can only be replaced by a shopping trip to Bangkok.
Very expensive,and I am in the wrong for objecting .
What if Your Daughter got out your finest caviar and fed a backpacker?

^I'd cut his fukin nuts off.

You are being far too reasonable about this; I'm feeling the anger swell...

Originally Posted by wasabi

This morning our Daughter cooked the South Korean Backpacker a full English breakfast

he probably gave her an orgasm - when he leaves she will be pining for the kimchi boy

^ you can't write things like that on "daddy's" thread!!!

Either avoid the topic altogether or use heavy metaphoric language...

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

^I'd cut his fukin nuts off.

You are being far too reasonable about this; I'm feeling the anger swell...

There are two very good reasons for staying calm,first is teenage girls rebel by bringing home a twit that Daddy will disprove of,the more you tell them that they can do better in attracting a better type of boy,the more they love the loupe.
Second reason is I have to walk very,very carefully through life, I have a criminal record that I would not wish on anybody. Breaking the law,again,no thank you.

how old is she ?

18 years old. She lives in the U.K. Works in London and is a typical free spirit that London produces.

^ just give her condoms and links to pictures of snatches horribly disfigured by venereal diseases

and have another beer

Thank you Baldrick, I did get My payment for our hospitality today,the Lad before departing back to Bangkok did produce out of his backpack,a bottle.
A bottle of a South Korean drink,that he likes himself.Now that is a sacrifice,a special drink all the way from Korea. The American GI,s enjoyed it in the 60's and the whole of Korea is drunk on it. Plastic bottle,got to keep it light in a backpack,no glass bottles. Still it was a nice gesture as I have never seen or received a gift from Korea.
Ethanol.
A bottle of Ethanol.
The label read "Happy Water"
Soju made from fermented sweet potatoes.
Now wasn't that sweet.

Originally Posted by wasabi

Soju

that sh1t fcuks you up like lau khow , Mou tai and sake

Just mention casually that you're disappointed that your daughter is into guys with small dicks.

Probably not work though...

Originally Posted by wasabi

The epicentre measuring 5.5 on the Riechter scale was right at the CENTRE of our Daughters room.

did you crack one off?

This is the exact reason that I hope to never had a daughter!!