Thread: Robot Handjobs Are The Future.

The device attaches a Novint Falcon—a grip-based, haptic controller—to a Tenga, a Japanese industrial masturbator. Used as intended, the user would insert his penis into the Tenga, which would be manipulated by the Falcon. All the while the user views on his Oculus some sort of visual stimulation synced to the movement of the hybrid Falcon/Tenga.

Robot Handjobs Are The Future, And The Future Is Coming (NSFW)

VR TENGA DEMO (1): Oculus Rift

about damn time!

Sorry Rebbu

It's all good fun until someone gets their cock torn off by C3PO.

Sloppy seconds bad.
Sloppy 1000's worse.

Originally Posted by rebbu

Chinese Hospitals Introduce Hands-Free Automatic ‘Sperm Extractor’ For Donors

Originally Posted by rebbu

The machine, which can be adjusted to the height of the donor, features a mechanical suction feature the man inserts his member in. The donor can adjust the speed, frequency, amplitude and temperature of the machine.

You can adjust height, speed, temperature, frequency and amplitude

....... but not 'girth' .....and this was designed for Chinese men?!

I will not be ordering one from eBay right away.

Could have done with one of these when i was 15. The energy saving potential would have been fantastic!

^ Why have they installed it in a hospital corridor though?

They will be installing them in public toilets across China

If it could make a samich and a cup of tea I might kick the wife into touch.

We've become disconnected.
There's no hope.

Originally Posted by thaimeme

We've become disconnected.
There's no hope.

so the koetoys will become redundant, Socal will not be happy.

Originally Posted by rebbu

a Japanese industrial masturbator

Why am I not surprised the Japanese have invented it?...Small hands, too...

Originally Posted by rebbu

Chinese Hospitals Introduce Hands-Free Automatic

I told you. The future is here right now.


There is now a device in Chinese hospitals that automatically extracts sperm from donors. The machine is being introduced in a hospital in Nanjing, the capital of Jiangsu province.



The machine, which can be adjusted to the height of the donor, features a mechanical suction feature the man inserts his member in.

The donor can adjust the speed, frequency, amplitude and temperature of the machine.

The machine even features a screen on top that plays films to excite the donor.

This is a far cry from the locked room, cup, and dirty magazine we have here in the states.

A few flipper nurses and some wet wipes would be cheaper.

The old fashioned way:

perfect for the lazy young lads,no more of that saying-pulling like a 16 year old.
no good for me because i have a knob as big as a calf's foot and once i measured the length by seeing how many chooks could roost on it,was 11, but the last one was only balancing on one leg.

Should have just stuck the last one on the end.