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    Why only 2 weeks?

    With 14k I'd probs stay 2 months with about 12,000baht a day

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    ^Fairly shrewd after all, Shrewed...

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    Buy a pig farm,build a house, save a damsel in distress. Ring the bell in as many bars as he can find.

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    Martyr Car rental ?

    One way to go out with a bang I guess


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    Get picked up from the airport by the Devil's Den....


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    Highly qualified Devil's Den escorts trained in the art of mobile satisfaction.

    The price for either route, with refreshments and travel attendant's is just 14,000 baht.

    If you wish to select your own travel attendant's this entirely unique experience is just 18,000 baht. However to make this truly memorable you will in addition be met by an airport official as you dis-embark from the aircraft and be taken by electric Cart to the VIP passport control, therefore bypassing all queues and the long walk from the aircraft arrival gate. Once you have passed through Immigration you will collect any checked Luggage you might have and proceed via customs to meeting point 3 where your driver and escorts will be waiting to greet you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neverna
    My mate's got 14,000 quid burning a hole in is pocket.
    I'll put him in contact with Khun Tittyporn. She'll help him get rid of it or he could do some business with them Nigerian chaps who hang around lower Suk.

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    My advice would be to only budget for 7,000 quid. Why? Because generally one spends twice what one budgeted?

    If staying in Bangkok. Suggest he go to the Eden Club before going out clubbing. It takes the edge off and he won't fall for the first thing that smiles at him.

    I like the Scuba idea if the water is clear.
    Better to think inside the pub, than outside the box?
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    Quote Originally Posted by VocalNeal
    Suggest he go to the Eden Club before going out clubbing. It takes the edge off and he won't fall for the first thing that smiles at him.
    Great idea

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    Nev Been waiting with baited breath for the update on your mate, what happened?

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    The milking tables in bkk obviously

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chico View Post
    Been waiting with baited breath
    ...worm breath: see a dentist...

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    Is that some sort of gay bitchiness.

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    Neva Mate: "Hey Nev I've got 14,000 quid burning a hole in my pocket. I've decided to come to Thailand to have the time of my life but I have no idea what to do here. Any suggestions?"

    Nev: There's a cracking Butterfly Farm you could go to.

    I'd like to see what morning looks like
    Don't wanna drink pint after pint
    I wanna wake up without feeling sick
    But I can't cuz I'm a drug-abusing alcoholic

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neverna View Post
    he wants to live it large. He is quite happy to blow the whole 14,000 pounds on his 2 week holiday next April. (14,000 is about 700,000 baht.)

    What can he spend hs money on in Thailand in 2 weeks?
    He could postpone his holiday to Thailand where his 14k budget will only be worth 550,000 baht or wait until 2029 when it will be worth around 129,000 baht.


    However there is this little thing called bitcoin, has your mate heard about it? It is projected to shoot up in price by 2018. I suggest to contact Mao for further details. Profit guaranteed.

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    ^ bit late now its 2020

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    Yet another YD miss.

    When thicko notices you've fucked up then it's probably time to give up.

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    In fairness, the OP was penned 7 years ago and Nev, like Dr Who has regenerated a few times since

    Money to blow in Thailand. Help required-nev-regeneration-gif

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    Current incarnation:


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    ^ Harsh !

    My favorite Dr remains David Tennant ... 2nd is Eccleston.

    Assistants? Rose Tyler or Clara Oswald is sweet ... Donna Noble (Catherine Tate) was/is a cow.

    But we digress

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    Nev,come on spill the beans.

    Need some tips as my mate has asked me the same question.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chico View Post
    Nev,come on spill the beans.

    Need some tips as my mate has asked me the same question.....
    I've never understood this idea of asking how to blow your money. Sure , ask for itinerary help. Anyone asking how to blow money is probably some kind of idiot.

    Whenever the person walks out of the airport , they will not need help blowing the ficing money

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