Things that annoy you?

**Jesus Jones** · 05-12-2013, 08:17 PM

I've been a moody bastard of late but small things are starting to annoy the feck out of me, in particular table manners. Don't get me wrong I'm not prim and proper but if there's one thing I can't stand, it's people chopping down on their spoon, fork or whatever it is they have in their gob, and having to listen to stainless steels clashing with enamel! The missus is getting ready for a scalding, my blood is boiling. The TV is off so perhaps that doesn't help.

Is there some change for men in their 40s, 41 to be exact? Is this what it feels like to have a period? Am I really turning into a grumpy old bastard or do things like this annoy you?

**Necron99** · 05-12-2013, 08:28 PM

Food sold in packaging that is proudly proclaimed as "Resealable" to retain freshness that is in fact resealable only if you have the fuckoff machine the factory used to seal it in the first place.

Don't know about this utensil chomping shit you are on about...

**Fluke** · 05-12-2013, 08:33 PM

Originally Posted by Jesus Jones

I've been a moody bastard of late but small things are starting to annoy the feck out of me, in particular table manners. Don't get me wrong I'm not prim and proper but if there's one thing I can't stand, it's people chopping down on their spoon, fork or whatever it is they have in their gob, and having to listen to stainless steels clashing with enamel! The missus is getting ready for a scalding, my blood is boiling. The TV is off so perhaps that doesn't help.

Is there some change for men in their 40s, 41 to be exact? Is this what it feels like to have a period? Am I really turning into a grumpy old bastard or do things like this annoy you?

Just say to your Mrs , "The sound of when you bit your fork is very annoying, is it possible that you could stop doing it "......Its better to explain things, rather than just getting angry

**Pragmatic** · 05-12-2013, 08:37 PM

Originally Posted by Jesus Jones

Things that annoy you?

Motorcyclists mainly, but any cnut, that drives towards me on the wrong side of the fcuking road, oblivious to the fact they're in the fcuking wrong.

**palexxxx** · 05-12-2013, 08:40 PM

Originally Posted by Necron99

Food sold in packaging that is proudly proclaimed as "Resealable" to retain freshness that is in fact resealable only if you have the fuckoff machine the factory used to seal it in the first place.

Don't know about this utensil chomping shit you are on about...

A corollary to this is when you buy food which is packaged which is intended to be pulled apart to open, but you need the strength of ten men to get it open. Packets of sliced cheese for example.

**Fluke** · 05-12-2013, 08:43 PM

Try tearing down wards from one serrated edges

**Pragmatic** · 05-12-2013, 08:46 PM

Originally Posted by Fluke

down wards

It reads better as one word.

**Marmite the Dog** · 05-12-2013, 09:11 PM

Just other people.

**Gazza** · 05-12-2013, 09:12 PM

Utensil on teeth used to annoy me but after raising 3 kids I'm now un-annoyed by it.

People trying to suck food out their teeth bugs the hell out me as well as anyone sitting close to me crunching down on ice from their drinks.

And don't even get me started on people who crack their knuckles......

**kingwilly** · 05-12-2013, 09:23 PM

Originally Posted by Pragmatic

Originally Posted by Jesus Jones

Things that annoy you?

Motorcyclists mainly, but any cnut, that drives towards me on the wrong side of the fcuking road, oblivious to the fact they're in the fcuking wrong.

Agreed, they do my fukkimg head in.

**armstrong** · 05-12-2013, 09:25 PM

drivers mainly.

**xanax** · 05-12-2013, 09:25 PM

people going for a piss and not flushing

playing with the remote every 2 minutes, mrs

asking a question and getting the answer to another question, mrs

thai tv

packaging that needs a hammer and chisel to open it

Thais obsession with food, most of which is crap

Thai banks staffed by imbeciles

doors left open when the air is on

fuking barking dog next door

falangs who say mai pen rai, oh my Buddha and jai yen yen

salespeople who will not leave you alone, if you ask them anything they don't know

mardy arsed looking immigration officials at Heathrow, most of foreign origin asking you were YOU are comeing from

Islam

nose pickers

hip hop and american gansta slang

fat falangs here walking around in shorts, stupid vests with flip flops and crap tattoos

oh yeah drivers as well.

Thai behaviour getting on and off buses- animals with no manners

socialism

PC

the Archbishop of Canterbury

**Satonic** · 05-12-2013, 09:34 PM

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Just other people.

Yep, I'm with you on that. Went to the market the other day and came home realising I actually don't like other people!

Biggest hate is Mosquitos though...

**Rural Surin** · 05-12-2013, 09:41 PM

Western civilisations......

**Albert Shagnastier** · 05-12-2013, 10:21 PM

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Just other people.

Yup.

Originally Posted by Satonic

Biggest hate is Mosquitos though...

Yup Yup.

**chassamui** · 06-12-2013, 03:02 AM

Wingeing seppos on Thai forums. Banging on about Obama and any merkin political failings. We don't give a flying fok about seppo land. It's your fuckin problem even if you live in seppo land. If you live here we are even less interested in your political shit, you fuckin self obsessed shite bags. No one cares so get the fuck off this forum you whining, boring cunters.
It's worse than farang pretending to be interested in Thai culture. This is certainly not the place for you to complain about merica, especially when you have decided to live here you bunch of dull fuckwits.

**chassamui** · 06-12-2013, 03:03 AM

PS Rant over.

You bunch of cunters.

**MissTraveller** · 06-12-2013, 03:09 AM

^lol....

Gosh, where to begin...

Parents when they treat me like a child
cold winters
shitty economy
men in general

complainers

Generally in a good mood these days though.

**Dandyhole** · 06-12-2013, 04:26 AM

What winds me up most is sitting in queus of bleeding traffic, particularly on motorways that are going nowhere hour after hour.

Also I don't like anyone farting in front of my partner

**MANICHAEAN** · 06-12-2013, 04:38 AM

Hawking & spitting.

**November Rain** · 06-12-2013, 06:41 AM

Originally Posted by MissTraveller

Gosh, where to begin... Parents when they treat me like a child cold winters shitty economy men in general

Originally Posted by MissTraveller

complainers

So you annoy yourself then?

**fireysteve** · 06-12-2013, 07:19 AM

Boredom.
And of course Islam.

**charleyboy** · 06-12-2013, 07:41 AM

My wife leaving the gas on 'full' when whatever she's cooking is already boiling...Then it spills over onto the gas ring and clogs up the 'hole' and the ...Oh! fook it.

**Loombucket** · 06-12-2013, 07:58 AM

Shady sales people, that take your details and then sell them on to other companies.

**leemo** · 06-12-2013, 08:11 AM

Originally Posted by Jesus Jones

I've been a moody bastard of late but small things are starting to annoy the feck out of me, in particular table manners. Don't get me wrong I'm not prim and proper but if there's one thing I can't stand, it's people chopping down on their spoon, fork or whatever it is they have in their gob, and having to listen to stainless steels clashing with enamel! The missus is getting ready for a scalding, my blood is boiling. The TV is off so perhaps that doesn't help.

Is there some change for men in their 40s, 41 to be exact? Is this what it feels like to have a period? Am I really turning into a grumpy old bastard or do things like this annoy you?

The Western method is to count to ten but here you should do it ten times, then go for a walk and try again.

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