Thread: Things that annoy you?

Originally Posted by neemo

Narcissistic fat Canadian morons.

Who can you possibly mean ? Not chucky surely .

When your vital fingers are too dry to roll a decent joint

Sour grapes
Grapes with seeds in

-35 degree weather

Pussy whipped guys who were once great partying friends from way back

Here he is on his fateful day in 2009 having the opening dance with his lovely wife, who also annoys me and most of his family



And no, he's a regular slim bloke in case you're wondering

Websites that want you to accept cookies then like it on fucking Facebook

drivers who overtake you, only to then slow down and turn

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

who also annoys me and most of his family

Why?

Many pussy whipped guys out there, that like it that way. Be happy for your friend.

Cans of Campbells soups and all that mixing in a can of cold water bollocks

She looks nice and soft. Bouncy bouncy.

Originally Posted by MissTraveller

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

who also annoys me and most of his family

Why?

Many pussy whipped guys out there, that like it that way. Be happy for your friend.

I do wonder sometimes how long it takes him to actually locate that pussy without using clamps

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

I do wonder sometimes how long it takes him to actually locate that pussy without using clamps

You really are that shallow of a bastard eh... the fact is if he likes girls that size then that's his choice. You sound jealous actually..

You haven't met her. You don't want to I promise you.

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

You haven't met her.

No, I haven't, but it sounds like you are merely judging her on her appearance which isn't fair imo.

Things-that-annoy-you

Neighbours who argue day-in day-out and at all times of the day and night with no thought to anybody else as they shout at each other.

I'm sure one of mine is on drugs. Is there a drug that makes you really angry really quickly then not long after makes you a cry-baby, then a couple of hours later makes you a horny toad?

Annoying twats.

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

I've met her several times and she's so up herself it's unbelievable

Maybe she's insecure.

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

And I know he can do better, but as you say, whatever takes your fancy.

If he's happy then that should be all that counts eh.
I know what you mean by friends getting married and being pussy whipped though. I see a lot of men who put up with stuff they shouldn't. And I also see it the other way around... better to be single then to put up with being married imho.

- moose posting off-topic drivel

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

Originally Posted by MissTraveller

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

who also annoys me and most of his family

Why?

Many pussy whipped guys out there, that like it that way. Be happy for your friend.

I do wonder sometimes how long it takes him to actually locate that pussy without using clamps

Hey Pat, don't you mean a car scissor jack

Nah...turn em over for instant doggy access

Originally Posted by MissTraveller

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

I've met her several times and she's so up herself it's unbelievable

Maybe she's insecure.

Maybe she's just an entitled fat cnut?

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

Pussy whipped guys who were once great partying friends from way back

Here he is on his fateful day in 2009 having the opening dance with his lovely wife, who also annoys me and most of his family



And no, he's a regular slim bloke in case you're wondering

Well with the size of her posterior there must have been a whole lot of shikin going on with his balls of fire

Originally Posted by kmart

Originally Posted by MissTraveller

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

I've met her several times and she's so up herself it's unbelievable

Maybe she's insecure.

Maybe she's just an entitled fat cnut?

Very good point

Originally Posted by MissTraveller

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

I've met her several times and she's so up herself it's unbelievable

Maybe she's insecure.

Very good point

Things that annoy you:

Teflon guys that sit on a job for 6 months and then pass it over to the contractor to fix with a week's deadline.

People who bitch about the train being late by 2 minutes (on the London Underground this is particularly noticeable)

People who eat out, and spend most of the evening moaning about the service

People who eat out at a nice restaurant then still spend most of their time on their phones (then again they're showing their class, or lack of it)



You think you got problems?

What about these poor people?

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