OK, there's not many people I've shared this with.Originally Posted by taxexile
A good few years back, I had this crazy Thai girlfriend who took umbridge to me throwing all of her clothes outside my condo and telling her to get out.
So she picked up a steak knife from the side and started going nuts in the middle of the room,circling her upperbody with knife in hand, but not lunging.
Anyhow I locked myself in the bathroom, as you do and waited for her to calm down. I ventured out twice and ran back in twice, then something in my head said to me whilst in the bathroom
" are you a man or a mouse, go and take the knife off her"
So I went out put my arms out to grab her arms and felt this sharp pain on my left side. Then she chucks the knife off the balcony and is screaming sorry.
Anyway, I just left it that night and woke in the morning to claret everywhere, it had stopped bleeding though, but a friend said it looked infected so I went down to Samitivej i think it was. They wanted a small fortune to even look at it there.
So I went with the recommendation of the nutter to the Police Hospital, where I had students poking there fingers in the wound,I'm quite ticklish there too, although I was crying in pain after the 20th student checking for internal bleeding and finally the finger up the ass, even though I'd told them I'd had a shit and there was no blood.
Maybe I shuld have gone Bumrungrad