Boy 'left naked and unconscious in woods after sex assault by two women'

[Pragmatic]

And he complained to the police??????

Boy 'naked and unconscious in woods after sex assault by two women' | UK | News | Express.co.uk

[Bettyboo]

Sadly, those "women" sound like men...

"Both women are described as being around 18 to 20 years old. One had bright red, believed to be coloured, hair, around 6’ 3” tall and wearing glasses. She was wearing blue shorts and a black crop top, with pink Air Jordan trainers.
"The second had very long white blonde hair and was around 5’ 9” tall, with a Merseyside accent. Anyone who recognises those descriptions, saw anything suspicious or has any relevant video footage is asked to contact police."

[harrybarracuda]

And he complained to the police??????

Well they had to knock him unconscious which isn't a good sign...

[Pragmatic]

If the boy didn't wake up with a sore arse then they were women.

[PAG]

Burgess Hill, Brighton, the LGBT capital of the UK. Difficult to think of it as anything other than a pair of Trannys as the guilty parties.

[Edmond]

Difficult to think of it as anything other than a pair of Trannys as the guilty parties.

Don't be silly, Western media would never be so idiotic as to refer to a pair of men as wome....... Oh.

[PAG]

[Edmond]

One had bright red, believed to be coloured, hair

I guess they know their audience.

[Troy]

Burgess Hill, Brighton, the LGBT capital of the UK. Difficult to think of it as anything other than a pair of Trannys as the guilty parties.

Burgess Hill is the other side of the Downs, around 10 miles from Brighton. It has nothing in common with Brighton.

[taxexile]

I guess they know their audience.

is that loy toy building the latest addition to his house?

[cyrille]

Looks a little modest for wee Genghis Khant.

[Bonecollector]

A lovely part of the country, lots of great hiking and old pilgrim trails.

[Topper]

Boy 'left naked and unconscious in woods after sex assault by two women'

Oh...like this never happened to any of you....

[PAG]

Burgess Hill is the other side of the Downs, around 10 miles from Brighton. It has nothing in common with Brighton.

Hmmmm. Take your word for it, however........Gay Burgess Hill map - Gay hotels, bars, parties, saunas and Events.

Sounds like Brighton, but with maybe chickens in the gardens.

[Stretchy]

They were probably just stealing his clothes and went for his jeans and undies first. He resisted so they smacked him about a bit. That's my theory.

[Seekingasylum]

Hmmmm. Take your word for it, however........Gay Burgess Hill map - Gay hotels, bars, parties, saunas and Events.

Sounds like Brighton, but with maybe chickens in the gardens.

Clearly, you know nothing about Sussex, east or west.

Ditchling, Hassocks, Hurstpierpoint and Pyecombe are even closer to Brighton but are as likely to share in the latter’s infamous peccadillos as, say, Pragmatic is to read Proust.

Every fucking place in Britain has got a poofter entry, it’s for when they need a bit of relief when away from their home turf, innit.

[Shutree]

those "women" sound like men

If they identify as women then the press wouldn't dare describe them as men. One despairs.

Of course, we don't know who they are, so I'd write it up as "two suspects whom witnesses described as men pretending to be women". Sue me.

[Pragmatic]

are as likely to share in the latter’s infamous peccadillos as, say, Pragmatic is to read Proust.

Fair comment.

[Backspin]

is that loy toy building the latest addition to his house?

That's him making a little dungeon

[BLD]

Oh...like this never happened to any of you....

Its a memory ive repressed all these years.