Thread: Cosmetic surgery

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FFS surely I am not Robinson Crusoe on this one - yes the chicks look great all of them - but they would look even better without all that shit ink on them!

I bet they all love their ink and are very proud of it. And I'm sure they all welcome you to your opinion, even though they think your opinion is shit. Maybe they would even look at you and say, shiiit dude, get some tats ffs.

Originally Posted by ENT

I don't rule out cosmetic surgery in extreme cases such as disfigurement from injuries or genetic defect.

How is cosmetic surgery going to help the genetic defects that you have in that big turnip you call your head?

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

I bet they all love their ink and are very proud of it. And I'm sure they all welcome you to your opinion, even though they think your opinion is shit. Maybe they would even look at you and say, shiiit dude, get some tats ffs.

Thanks for being able to tell us what they are all thinking - a fcuking Scottish mind reader

What am I thinking?


Here is a clue

Off wanker fcuk

Originally Posted by ENT

Well, at 50+ something with a wife 24 years your junior, as you mentioned, you're no way gonna be able to get a film star look to solve your problems.

Just give up, you're past it chappy, no matter how much you live in Nevernever Land.

Well opinions are like arseholes everyone has got them.

Unfortunately ENT I have a much more positive outlook - gym 6 days a week very fit,my own businesses, wife with real model looks - therefore I can have my choice.

But now let us look at you the " Finger fit "forum addict born to lose.

Tell us again about your hospitality business and stellar career that failed - obviously not your fault - Mossad and Mi6 conspired to bring you down - now you are bunkered down in your smelly little shithole in CM storing cans of beans waiting for your next holocaust.

Do you ever ask yourself - what did i do to end up a fuck up like this?

Man, you'd better get yer cosmetic surgery done fast, there's a hole in yer head and the bats are flying out, weirdo.

Yer as bad as Terry and LD, all of ya in your fifties desperately trying to prove yer fit as fwk, (which ye're not) " dancing and bungee jumping, gym..." trophy wives, the best of lives and all.

But ya know what, ya rabbit? You're nothing.

If yer having to go to the gym 6 days a week yer either adrenaline addicted so yer skin's creping up fast, your eyelids are drooping, ye've got so much fluid retention I'll bet ye've been playing with steroids, sunk too much grog and eaten all the wrong foods since ye were sprogged.

But the biggest give away to how ill ye really are, drongo, is that ye're a stalker and a troll, a nasty sort of sh*t anyway, rotten inside and to top it all, you're vain as hell and, oh horror of horrors, you're fretting over your looks as you grow weaker, uglier and older and your trophy wife just keeps on getting more pretty and everyone can see it.

In other words stupid, you're insecure as hell.

Well. more fool you, because all the money in the world ain't gonna make ya happy, the face fix yer after won't satisfy ya, nor stop ya worrying about yer trophy wife, ye'll always worry about being a success and how much money ye might lose, so I can't envy a goat like you.

Toodle-oo crinkly!

(PS. I'm happily retired with both a pension, an income and great companions, and I don't keep looking in the mirror like you do ya girl)

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Fish are biting good tonight

Originally Posted by beazalbob69

I would like to get a nose job some day. Not because I give a shit about my crooked nose but because I would love to feel what it is like to be able to breathe out of both nostrils for once! Nose has been broken more than once.

I had surgery for "deviated nasal septum" to correct my breathing after a youth spent doing boxing and karate, etc.
The surgery and healing afterwards hurt a lot more than any time I ever got hit or my nose broken, tbh.
(They pull out a lot of wadding from your nose a few days after the surgery. It will make you cry like a little girl).

Originally Posted by Iceman123

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Fish are biting good tonight

Originally Posted by kmart

Originally Posted by beazalbob69

I would like to get a nose job some day. Not because I give a shit about my crooked nose but because I would love to feel what it is like to be able to breathe out of both nostrils for once! Nose has been broken more than once.

(They pull out a lot of wadding from your nose a few days after the surgery. It will make you cry like a little girl).

They haven't done it like that for decades. I had mine done in 1991, and they were using dissolveable packing even then. After a few days, you very gently blow your nose, and what wadding hasn't totally dissolved plops out. Easy.

^Had mine done on the UK National Health about the same time. I still wince thinking about it, felt like they were pulling out any remaining brain matter.

^Had mine done at the US Navy hospital in Yokusuka, Japan. Medivac from the Philippines; It was to have been done at Clark Field here, but Mt. Pinatubo blew the day before the scheduled surgery and destroyed the hospital. Glad I didn't have it done the way you did - friends had been regaling me with horror stories for weeks. "Brains pulled out through your nose" was a pretty standard description.

Yes everyone explains that their tats are unique to them and that makes them ...well not unique- just modestly different to the next clone.

Get a nose job, face lift bit of Botox a pair of 36d's inserted via the navel, get the arse splitting disco pants on and head for the action - now we are talking!

^ Fwkn stupid puer aeternus!!

It's not only about feeling better but to be nice to look at :-)

I bet they all love their ink and are very proud of it.

when they are 50 years old and their thighs and arms look like rancid truckles of danish blue they might regret their enthusiasm for "ink"

Personally I wont give a fuck when I'm 50. Life is about now. Having tats or not when I'm 50 wont affect my life or happiness in the slightest.

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Yes agreed it will not affect your standing in the dole queue.
No plans for the future? - guess what the world has planned for you? - not a lot.

When are you planning to return to the UK to take up your next bludging/ unemployment gig?

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

I bet they all love their ink and are very proud of it. And I'm sure they all welcome you to your opinion, even though they think your opinion is shit. Maybe they would even look at you and say, shiiit dude, get some tats ffs.

Yeah and they are dead wrong. More people would agree that they look like shit so guess what, they look like shit !

Its going to be funny to see them try and get that highway underpass graffiti removed.

General manager of the Vancouver Canucks, Mr bags.

No comment necessary

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Yes both are vandalism - however Dirk the angry wee kilt wearer will not agree.

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Yes I got rid of exactly what the GM has - should I send him the address of my surgeon?

Originally Posted by Iceman123

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Yes both are vandalism - however Dirk the angry wee kilt wearer will not agree.

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Yes I got rid of exactly what the GM has - should I send him the address of my surgeon?

Yeah thats because Dirk is a skid