Thread: My Lost Macbook Has Turned Up in Vietnam!!!

Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince

It's double locked so I doubt they could find it. Plus it's hidden in a foldor that even I can't remember the name of after 10 months

Going back to your gay porn stash.

If the mac was double locked (sic), how did they get it hooked up to the internet for you to locate in the first place ?

It was just passcode locked when they had it, and the guy in the shop who turned it on must have had an open wifi.

At that point I remote locked it from my phone with another password.

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Going back to your gay porn stash.

Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince

It was just passcode locked when they had it, and the guy in the shop who turned it on must have had an open wifi. At that point I remote locked it from my phone with another password.

Answer the bloody question.
Pervert.

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

make sure you thoroughly check their porn laws before you go to the station

hmmm, yeah send Terry, we don't have a Nam jail photo thread

Yes, this is a very valid question.

If the Puter has Porn on it and the Vietnam pigs hack it the picker upper could be banged up under Viet Porn Laws.

Fuk it, I'm not touching it.

Box of worms right there innit.

Ha ha ha. Not if you take your AK Terry!

Don't worry Terry ,we can vouch for your safety,Teak Door members know you where only helping out a friend.

he could sub let his flat out to people while he's in jail, being his future wife i could receive the money through the post office. And send a couple of hundred baht for his payment at the bar for the christmas meet up. You can all raise half a glass in his memory.

Originally Posted by patsycat

he could sub let his flat out to people while he's in jail, being his future wife i could receive the money through the post office. And send a couple of hundred baht for his payment at the bar for the christmas meet up. You can all raise half a glass in his memory.

You realize a couple hundred baht is only good for a pair of 16oz beers these days in most parts of the world don't you? In saying that it seems you have the wife bit down already . Poor Terry, work like a dog until retirement only to be worked over like a dog

Turnabouts fair play EH Terry?

Originally Posted by patsycat

he could sub let his flat out to people while he's in jail, being his future wife i could receive the money through the post office. And send a couple of hundred baht for his payment at the bar for the christmas meet up. You can all raise half a glass in his memory.

You realize a couple hundred baht is only good for a pair of 16oz beers these days in most parts of the world don't you? In saying that it seems you have the wife bit down already . Poor Terry, work like a dog until retirement only to be worked over like a dog

Turnabouts fair play EH Terry?

OK 500. And i'll throw in a table and chairs and an american nasty dog. And some of Socal's Eastern EuropeanVergin wimmen and crayons.

And for jumping out of the cake finale - Crusty in all her glory.

Originally Posted by patsycat

in all her glory

Pray tell...erm...maybe not...

Fair enough...Crusts away!...

Goody. I know he will appreciate the fact that you are all thinking about him and raising your glasses to him.

Fok Bumboys EH

But, me being the wife may need a bit of financial support- there will be a box on the bar for any monies that can be added.

Crusty for free.

What's goin on here?

Anyway, here's the latest.

The police won't call Apple to confirm it's mine but have said (I think) that they will accept a Thai Police 'stolen item' statement as proof it's mine.

So I'm off to the cop shop tomorrow with some kind of story as to why I didn't report it 10 months ago.

Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince

So I'm off to the cop shop tomorrow with some kind of story as to why I didn't report it 10 months ago.

As long as the story contains a few banknotes you should be fine.

Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince

So I'm off to the cop shop tomorrow with some kind of story as to why I didn't report it 10 months ago.

Because you're a COCK!

Perhaps you should ask the Vietnamese Police to communicate with you in their native language and then have it translated here - your response should be handled in the same way.

From what I see in your Posts their communications with you are virtually unintelligible and could in fact cause you even more problems.

Patrick

have you tried talking louder? maybe type in capital letters.

Originally Posted by patsycat

he could sub let his flat out to people while he's in jail, being his future wife i could receive the money through the post office. And send a couple of hundred baht for his payment at the bar for the christmas meet up. You can all raise half a glass in his memory.

Limey lingo.... "Let" his "flat"

Originally Posted by patsycat

Goody. I know he will appreciate the fact that you are all thinking about him and raising your glasses to him.

Fok Bumboys EH

But, me being the wife may need a bit of financial support- there will be a box on the bar for any monies that can be added.

Crusty for free.

Lots of drunk posts lately eh Patsypuss

Have you got your Mac back yet ?

Just waiting for my iphone to go online

What does the erase function do ? I dont want it to erase the program like it did on my Android. However there's a few piccy's of the Missus I need to delete

I'm still waiting for a few details to be sorted out. The main stumbling block has been that the police station doesn't have a fax to recieve documents back and forth.

Any updates on the computer ? Just curious is all .

I think he has been to slow and got screwed. It was clear from the beginning that talking with monkeys (police from anywhere in the world) was not a bright solution.