Thread: What would you choose for your last meal.

Dodo McNuggets.

Let me know when you catch one and I will put my affairs in order

A massive chicken vindaloo, dessert of a bowl of prunes all washed down with a gallon of Ex-Lax.

Might as well go out with a bang as it were.

Cow, and lots of it.

Tofu and lentils. Lambast the guards for being overweight, and likely candidates for a coronary.

Originally Posted by chassamui

As I am not on death row, it should be accompanied by a flagon of decent red wine.

Yep, a bottle of 2013 Penfolds Grange would do perfectly. But only once it's aged for 40 years.

As for the food, that'd be a dozen NZ bluff oysters on the half shell, Lobster Thermidor with buttered vegetables, and a white chocolate souffle. None of this goes with a red according to "purists" but that might have changed by the time the wine has aged .

Tom yum goong, laab moo, koa niow ma muang, all washed down with a crate of Singha

I have never understood the last meal thing. I mean they are about to kill you but in some way want to appear civilised about it. Just as they make sure you are 100% fit and healthy before they top you. Strange

Originally Posted by The Big Fella

I have never understood the last meal thing.

Neither does Texas: Texas bans last meals on death row after Lawrence Russell Brewer execution | Mail Online

^ Fair enough too. Their victims didn't have a last meal choice before their lives changed forever or ended....

Originally Posted by Headworx

^Their victims didn't have a last meal choice before their lives changed forever or ended....

Actually, the victim of the murderer, who was the impetus for the law, wouldn't have had the stomach for a last meal anyway: he was decapitated.

I think I would start with an aperitif, a Pernod perhaps. Folding in my fresh linen napkin I would then have tomato soup with a hint of basil, accompanied by crotons lightly fried in garlic oil and sprinkled with parmesan shavings. Then for the main course I would ........ "What do you mean my times up!"

wet pussy

Bread and wine

The hottest Thai spicy salad ever made...Then I would welcome death gladly...

Originally Posted by baldrick

wet pussy

Anybody in particular?

I'd have pie & mash.

psychedelic mushroom pizza with a case of Hoegaarden and quartered oranges.

Originally Posted by sabang

Tofu and lentils. Lambast the guards for being overweight, and likely candidates for a coronary.

Hmmmm....

Along the same lines - I'd take a nice homemade pork/wild mushroom Isaan Laap with croquis scented sticky rice. So simple...

The Midget.

Originally Posted by good2bhappy

Bread and wine

Loaves and fishes? (With compliments and royal patronage to Thurmaturge (sp).)

Can't eat when I'm upset, so just a couple of bottles of any decent red wine, thanks

10 cans of Special Brew and a bag of smack.

10 bags of smack a brace of Moets and a wet pussy.

Originally Posted by daveboy

Anybody in particular?

a multiple orgasming copious squirter would be preferred

Originally Posted by baldrick

a multiple orgasming copious squirter would be preferred

Rare - but a joy when you find 'em