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    What Would You Do with this Idiot?

    OK folks, we all know how many idiots we have in our respective countries (well some idea but I have never counted them). The following item and clip (if the clip stays, the original banned public viewing).

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-24602222




    Too easy to throw him in prison or better still off a cliff, anybody got any ideas that would make him look as stupid as he is? Hope nobody else has posted this I haven't looked.
    Last edited by Ronin; 22-10-2013 at 06:17 AM.

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    Essex Boy.

    Perhaps he's already been charged.

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    I saw this yesterday on the LBC website.

    What a fukkin numpty.

    Drinking spirits out of a bottle on the tube is pure class too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kurgen View Post
    I saw this yesterday on the LBC website.

    What a fukkin numpty.

    Drinking spirits out of a bottle on the tube is pure class too.
    Illegal, as was his verbal attack on the japanese lady.

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    In my younger days I would of just given him
    a good kick in the nuts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin
    What Would You Do with this Idiot?
    Take him to Baccara

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    Make him ambassador to Japan, for the lulz.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Morden View Post
    Illegal, as was his verbal attack on the japanese lady.

    I wonder if the lady he abused was actually Japanese as git like him most likely wouldn't be able to tell the difference even when sober.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Morden View Post
    Illegal, as was his verbal attack on the japanese lady.

    I wonder if the lady he abused was actually Japanese as git like him most likely wouldn't be able to tell the difference even when sober.

    Good point. She took it very well, whatever. Apart from the person with or next to the camera, no-one intervened to help her. So typical of The Smoke.

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    ^^Those slant eyed japs are pretty easy to spot

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    He's a Jag, just another gobshite.

    Or a japa (just another piss artist)

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    ^
    Is that your attempt at humour?

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    Give him a few months in uniform, preferably with a parachute on his back since that is what he wants and then see if he feels like bragging about his superiority.

    A guy I went to school with was like this; full of it and a real thug with it. After a few months in the army with real men he learned to keep it shut. He never did let on what they did to him but he had learned words such as "please" and "thankyou" when I last saw him.
    I see fish. They are everywhere. They don't know they are fish.

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    What a Wally....

    My Uncle died there....

    Then it was his two cousins

    Then he was Parachute Regiment having served in Northern Ireland and the Falklands.....

    Two tours of Pattaya more likely....

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    Quote Originally Posted by quimbian corholla
    Make him ambassador to Japan

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin
    What Would You Do with this Idiot?
    Spike his bottle of wine (ponce) with a few fingers of LK and watch him fall on the floor like a little girl and start crying.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thormaturge
    Give him a few months in uniform, preferably with a parachute on his back since that is what he wants and then see if he feels like bragging about his superiority.
    Next on Game for a Laugh: We've secretly swapped his parachute for a bag of confetti, let's see if he notices!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thormaturge View Post
    Give him a few months in uniform, preferably with a parachute on his back since that is what he wants and then see if he feels like bragging about his superiority.
    Actually I was thinking much the same thing; most of these 'big men' ain't so big when they are faced with a challenge. Americans may remember Vision Quest which often showed that (don't know if Vision Quest still exists or achieved what it was meant to)*.

    Would have far more effect than issuing him with a fine and I doubt a prison sentence will do much good.


    * Vision Quest was at one time a program for offenders where they were taken rock-climbing and other possibly hazardous adventures with the aim of preventing re-offending. I have no idea whether it still exists or how effective it was.

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    Next on Game for a Laugh: We've secretly swapped his parachute for a bag of confetti, let's see if he notices!

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    No doubt , if smart phones had been around 150 years ago , there would be a video circulating of Geronimo sat on Stagecoach , a bottle of the finest firewater in hand , animatedly telling a random pale face, that his uncle died in the Apache wars .
    And requesting that the immigrant fuck off back from where he came from.

    no thats wrong , the other red indians would be on his side not sat secretly filmimg him.

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    Fair play to the passenger who remonstrated with him , although I do thikthat its better to ignore drunken ranting people .
    Also would it be possible for the drunk guy to have a cousin killed 70 years ago?

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    I've seen the same thing happen on the train in Japan, where some drunken salaryman goes on a rant.

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    It was his uncle at the beginning, then it became his cousins. He's full of shit.

    I think a Glasgow kiss would suit him perfectly.

    "Sayonora".


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    Incredible..

    Of all the Brown Third-World Filth that has destroyed our country... and he picks on a mild mannered Japanese lady..

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    Off duty policeman methinks..

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