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    Meat: The Final Solution

    The world is having a meat shortage.
    Chicken is meat.
    Pork is meat.
    Beef is meat.
    Dog is meat.
    Sheep is meat.
    People are meat too.

    The solution is to eat violent religion. Grind them up as sausage and serve them with free beer. I'm sure the Germans could help consulting issues.
    Likely/soon people would find this distasteful and become vegetarian
    Who would want to eat a Muslim sausage? Unless of course it was tasty.
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    I had to edit your first post for everyone a bit

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Earl View Post
    The world is having problems dealing with climate change and until you recognize the fact and do something to help mitigate the problem it will continue to worsen.

    Chicken is meat.
    Pork is meat.
    Beef is meat.
    But until that time,……….

    The Florida Cattlemen’s Association and I have one thing to say,……..

    Gracias

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    That's why I eat fish!

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    Beer and sausages can help with obesity along with the eradication of violent religious nuts.
    Beer And Sausage Diet Helps Arizona Man Lower Cholesterol, Drop Pounds During Oktoberfest [VIDEO]

    The Romans had it all wrong, they should have been making sausage out of Christians.

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    There's plenty of Chinese, but eating them would be pointless - you'd just be hungry again in half an hour.

    Oh, and kuru.

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    Quote Originally Posted by quimbian corholla View Post

    Oh, and kuru.
    Potted heid was a mainstay when I was young.

    O.T. But what are all those Jihadis flocking to Iraq going to eat? The area is pretty much a desert.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Earl
    Likely/soon people would find this distasteful and become vegetarian
    Nothing wrong with being a veggie....

    Tofu dogs..

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    Not eaten it since 1972, dirty habit!

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    Yepper being a vegetarian ain't a bad idea at all.

    We should simply let the Sunni a Shia wipe each other off the planet.
    Give each side some handy handheld nuclear weapons.

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    I am not too sure who is the stupidest?

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    Less meat is healthy.

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