Thread: Neighbors burgled .....and I've had sex

I don't know how this all happened but it's true.

Ms Bangyai has been feeling pretty unhappy lately because her market stall, previously so lucrative, has nose dived.

Today we went to check out a new market at the law courts on Jaeng Wattana Rd. and I thought it was shit. Mostly because I would be the one wasting 12 litres of gas ferring her to and fro plus it looked pretty small. Ms Bangyai condemned me as being too negative and after a bit of negative disagreement on the subject we arrived home.

We retired to our seperate spaces. Computer bedroom vs TV living room. Come
5 oclock I decided to go for a peddle and get some grub to save her the bother of cooking. On the way home I also picked up 2 bottles of Lao Khao

Arriving home....Ms Bangyai was communacative but not exactly jolly.

I poured myself a very stiff one and her a little one. I then went to sit in front of the house to get quietly pissed.

Bye and bye the lanky but quite horny neighbor turned up on a motorcycle taxi.

We exchanged pleasentries

" If you ever need a good licking let me know "

She politely nodded and proceeded indoors.

Only it turned out that all her locks and screen doors had been cut with bolt
cutters and she had been burgled . Lost about 40,000 bahts worth of stuff.
Identical robbery as 1 year ago to the house opposite her.

Anyways....the BIB turn up, there is a lot of neighborhood gossip and by the time Ms Bangyai comes indsoors she is also a bit pissed and very horny.

Upshot of it all is that Ms Bangyai has raped me and cum , I havn't ....too pissed and the neighors are all bonding in a way that would have been inconceibable yesterday.

Isn't life strange ....................especially when you're tanked

Haha, Tnx, but you may be regretting this in the AM

Originally Posted by Bangyai

Upshot of it all is that Ms Bangyai has raped me and cum

Show off; you'll be making the rest of us look bad!

Originally Posted by Bangyai

Upshot of it all is that Ms Bangyai has raped me and cum , I havn't ....too pissed

Score dude. In the nidhogg household that is a guaranteed blowjob next morning to "finish the job".

Lay back and enjoy.

No wonder your first name is 'Bang.'

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

Originally Posted by Bangyai

Upshot of it all is that Ms Bangyai has raped me and cum

Show off; you'll be making the rest of us look bad!

Tomorrow morning at chez Bangyai :

Originally Posted by Bangyai

but quite horny neighbor

does she need consoling^H^H^H^Hfcuking ?

Green sent for the "Do you need a good licking" line.

Red to follow for drinking Lao Khao.

Hahaha

Originally Posted by Bangyai

ferring her to and fro

I think this earlier in the day foreplay could have done the trick mate .

I was once told making love was an all day job

God, I hope not. It's enough of a chore as it is.

Originally Posted by nigelandjan

I was once told making love was an all day job

What lunatic told you that, Nige? ...

Love that lau khow...

Changes everything, moods and models.

Originally Posted by Necron99

Haha, Tnx, but you may be regretting this in the AM

yes.........you got that right. I think a passing cat must have had a shit in my mouth last night while I was sleeping. One bottle of Lau khao is pleasant in a self destructive kind of way but the second was a bad idea. I feel like crap. Just looked at some customers orders I wrote out last night. The grammer is good but the writing looks like it was done by a very clever monkey. Will have to do them all over again.

The sex.....was all over in the blink of an eye but at least sleeping beauty is in a much better mood than when we got in yesterday.

As for the neighbors burglery. Feel sorry for them but at least the thieves left no mess. Very neat in and out just taking two plasma tvs and two bahts worth of gold. The suspects are thought to have scaled the wall opposite from the block of council flats .....at about 3.00 pm. Ms Bangyai ( aka sherlock ) reckons they were probably still in the house when we returned.

I'll try to post a picture later of how the bolt cutters just sliced through the flanges on the front gate and security door. Definately going to have to beef up ours seeing as how it is so easy to cut through them if you have the right tool

Ah well....off to work I go.......picture later

interesting day

Originally Posted by Bangyai

Upshot of it all is that Ms Bangyai has raped me and cum

Did the BIB arrest her?

Originally Posted by Bangyai

she had been burgled

Originally Posted by Bangyai

Ms Bangyai has raped me

Was the rape burglary as well?

^no not burglary but buggery

Originally Posted by Rupert Wanger

no not burglary but buggery

aka turd burglary.

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

What lunatic told you that, Nige? ...

The ( now ) ex

and believe me it was

I moved out of my last house pretty sharpish after there were break ins and the next night I was locked locked out I discovered how easy it was to break into my own house.