Thread: Are you "living the dream"

Originally Posted by Thormaturge

If we were fishing I'd throw you back.

Fishing is for retards.

Fishing is exactly what you are doing.

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

Fishing is exactly what you are doing.

Fishing is one of the most retarded things out there. Fair enough for food, but for fun it's just stupid.

You see them photos of complete fucking goons holding a big fish "look at me, I holding a big fish" So, who gives a fuck? It's a fucking fish, you knob.

I bet that Thormaturge is in one of those silly photos with a fish looking like a right muppet.

Perhaps I should have used some italics in my post to ensure it was clearly a reply to flashbangwallopijustroundhousekickedmyselfinthefac ecosiamsoawesome

Originally Posted by Thormaturge

OK Dirk, fishing trip over for today.

Admittedly they don't usually jump back out of the water straight onto the hook again.

Originally Posted by flashbang

Originally Posted by Thormaturge

Originally Posted by flashbang

Why does it always have to be this scenario?

Because those of us who have been here a while know:

B) Thais don't need to kill farang.

Yeah, because a Thai has never laid a finger on a farang. They are all peaceful Buddhists, don't you know? I mean, it's not like they throw farang from high rise buildings or anything, is it?


Edit: I have no evidence that any farang have been thrown from high rise buildings, a random guy told me it may happen. It may be suicide. Take your pick, I don't know.

There we are, thanks for clarifying your own personal "fear".

So much for the imaginary mafia story.

Please clarify this comment, Mr Knowledge, because I don't really understand it.

Originally Posted by flashbang

Please clarify this comment, Mr Knowledge, because I don't really understand it.

If I were this stupid I wouldn't draw attention to myself.

Originally Posted by Thormaturge

Originally Posted by flashbang

Please clarify this comment, Mr Knowledge, because I don't really understand it.

If I were this stupid I wouldn't draw attention to myself.

But you just did

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

Originally Posted by flashbang

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

Fishing is exactly what you are doing.

Fishing is one of the most retarded things out there. Fair enough for food, but for fun it's just stupid.

You see them photos of complete fucking goons holding a big fish "look at me, I holding a big fish" So, who gives a fuck? It's a fucking fish, you knob.

I bet that Thormaturge is in one of those silly photos with a fish looking like a right muppet.

For a stoner, I thought fishing would be right up your canal.

I love a peaceful day on a boat with a cooler full of beers kicking back with a line tied to my big toe.

Don't be scared of what lurks beneath. Paranoia will destroy ya.

Never been fishing. I think everything about it is shit, and the people who do it are wankers.

I do know a little place that cooks a mean red snapper though, so it aint all that bad.

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I designed my life flash
Seriously I have more money than I could ever spend - am I happy - probably only 75%

What would make me more happy would be meeting a guy like Jim and allowing him to teach me how to live!

Next would be giving you a lesson in feeling the fear and doing it anyway - you are probably not a Bad guy but I sense a deep down coward - do not worry u r not alone!

Originally Posted by Iceman123

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I designed my life flash
Seriously I have more money than I could ever spend - am I happy - probably only 75%

What would make me more happy would be meeting a guy like Jim and allowing him to teach me how to live!

Next would be giving you a lesson in feeling the fear and doing it anyway - you are probably not a Bad guy but I sense a deep down coward - do not worry u r not alone!

Thanks for your thoughts. Now lay off the meth Ice. Cheers.

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Flash - u r sad - look at me I am flouncing? Now oh no I am still here!

Man up - fuck off - get some mates- get help for your soft head!!

Originally Posted by Iceman123

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Flash - u r sad - look at me I am flouncing? Now oh no I am still here!

Man up - fuck off - get some mates- get help for your soft head!!

Why don't you create a flounce thread? They really are hard to beat.

Originally Posted by flashbang

Originally Posted by Iceman123

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Flash - u r sad - look at me I am flouncing? Now oh no I am still here!

Man up - fuck off - get some mates- get help for your soft head!!

Why don't you create a flounce thread? They really are hard to beat.

The Fish Thread is doing a pretty good job.

Seriously, I'm flouncing off now. For real. I think everyone can see I've owned anyone stupid enough to cross my path.

Mods, please ban me.

Thanks. Peace out.

I'm off on a secret mission with the SAS. Black ops. Nuff said. Catch you in the future.

Peace, love and harmony.

Bailing out. Laters. Nuff said.

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Originally Posted by flashbang

I'm off on a secret mission with the SAS. Black ops. Nuff said.

Hey Dude, say hello to ENT for me will ya.

He Knows all those cats in the Black OPS, they blew up the Twin towers he reckons.

Cheers mate, be careful on your secret mission.

Originally Posted by flashbang

I do know a little place that cooks a mean red snapper though

Jesus,

I just dropped a Red Snapper in the shitter, hurt my delicate bottom it did.

I'm almost living a dream, well I've carpeted the flat so far, just got a sofa and bed to find in a skip

Originally Posted by Iceman123

Seriously I have more money than I could ever spend

no, you don't

you are just tight

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

I'm almost living a dream, well I've carpeted the flat so far, just got a sofa and bed to find in a skip

well done Pat

the Salvation Army have stores too, some good stuff