Thread: Are you "living the dream"

Originally Posted by flashbang

Have you ever watched the BBC show 'dragons den', where hopeful entrepreneurs pitch a business idea in the hope of an investment from a dragon?

Sometimes the dragons simply say "just give up, and whatever you do, don't pump any more money into this. It will fail"

Do you ever think they are wankers who dropped lucky?

.....life is like a cucumber. one monent it is in your hand, the next it's up your arse.

Originally Posted by BigRed

Originally Posted by flashbang

Have you ever watched the BBC show 'dragons den', where hopeful entrepreneurs pitch a business idea in the hope of an investment from a dragon?

Sometimes the dragons simply say "just give up, and whatever you do, don't pump any more money into this. It will fail"

Do you ever think they are wankers who dropped lucky?

I think that Peter Jones is a dude and proper switched on, Bannatyne is a canny Scot and yeah, the rest are wankers who dropped lucky.

Having abused my body, and brain, for the last forty odd years, it never ceases to amaze me when I wake in the morning. I have a good life here and whilst it may not be a dream, in your eyes, no way do I consider myself stupid!

Im off to vietnam today, gonna lie on the beach eat seafood and drink piss,Perve on the viet Lovelies etc. Looks like the farkin typhoon that was hovering wont be giving me any grief.So yeah im living the dream i guess, Happy Days

Originally Posted by kingwilly

Originally Posted by flashbang

Originally Posted by kingwilly

This is like the bus wanker smeg.

Keep this on the low-low, but were you hard when typing this?

Nope. But I was earlier today when I was purving on the secretaries pins. She had a proper short skirt on and makes sure to toddle around on 3 inch platform Jimmy Choos.

3 Inch!! Pfffft! Mine totters round on 5 1/2" and I think she had a boob job on her last vacation leave!
(I've not asked as that would look a bit too pervy)

Yep, just to confirm, I've just been through her facebook photo's and there is definitely a 200% boob increase and her skirts have gotten a lot shorter. I think this justifies why my wife thinks we are having an affair.

Originally Posted by Thormaturge

"Living the dream" is simply another daft cliche which is accompanied by the "happy ever after" concept promoted by TV advertising

"Living the Bream" is better

Originally Posted by flashbang

Shortly after returning home I got a serious injury which fucked me up mentally and physically.

Did you roundhouse yourself in the head ?

So Flashbang, enough is enough. Just how much did she take you for sucker ?

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Well first she took his heart, then she took his wallet and then she took his soft head with a well aimed roundhouse.

Originally Posted by Bung

Flashbang has all the hallmarks of someone who comes to Thailand to live the dream, fails miserably, loses a ton of money and has to scurry home with his tail between his legs.

He then comes onto an internet forum to cry about it and try and make everyone else feel bad about it which makes him feel better about it in the process.

The new Smeg.

Why does it always have to be this scenario? What about guy goes to Thailand, checks it out, experiences the dark underbelly, realizes it's corrupt as a motherfucker and a pretty shit place to live, does kung fu on some mafia types then goes back to the far superior Europe?

Or does that not fit in with the Thai forum agenda?


Thai forum rules: You are not allowed to leave Thailand unless you have spunked all of your money on a house for a, in the grand scheme of things, pretty ugly farm girl. Her husband and his cronies must then threaten you with a shotgun and tell you to fuck off home. By this time you must wear a vest and be an alcoholic. It is also nice if you smell a bit "off".

Originally Posted by flashbang

Why does it always have to be this scenario? What about guy goes to Thailand, checks it out, experiences the dark underbelly, realizes it's corrupt as a motherfucker and a pretty shit place to live, does kung fu on some mafia types then goes back to the far superior Europe?

Because those of us who have been here a while know:

A) There isn't a Thai "Mafia", merely a whole mess of largly disorganised amateur crooks whose attempts at dishonesty are generally traqnsparent and ill prepared;

B) Thais don't need to kill farang. For the most part the ones trying something illegal are here on dodgy visas, or on overstay, and a quick tip to immigration is all that is needed to dispense with them;

C) Those of us who have encountered serious corruption DIDN'T WET OURSELVES AND RUN AWAY.

Now piss off.

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Originally Posted by flashbang

Originally Posted by Bung

Flashbang has all the hallmarks of someone who comes to Thailand to live the dream, fails miserably, loses a ton of money and has to scurry home with his tail between his legs.

He then comes onto an internet forum to cry about it and try and make everyone else feel bad about it which makes him feel better about it in the process.

The new Smeg.

Why does it always have to be this scenario? What about guy goes to Thailand, checks it out, experiences the dark underbelly, realizes it's corrupt as a motherfucker and a pretty shit place to live, does kung fu on some mafia types then goes back to the far superior Europe?

Or does that not fit in with the Thai forum agenda?


Thai forum rules: You are not allowed to leave Thailand unless you have spunked all of your money on a house for a, in the grand scheme of things, pretty ugly farm girl. Her husband and his cronies must then threaten you with a shotgun and tell you to fuck off home. By this time you must wear a vest and be an alcoholic. It is also nice if you smell a bit "off".

Do you go on classic car forums to express your hatred for classic cars? Do you go on a photography forum to tell everybody that you don't like photography?

I have zero experience of classic cars or photography.


Consider yourself OWNED.

Grow up kid, you're embarrassing yourself.

Originally Posted by terry57

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Oh yes, I buy a house for my self and not for a 4 out of ten who will run off with the next swinging cock.

Seems like some guys just cant wait to give there money away.

I put that down to the poor bastards not being able to get pussy and they come to Thailand and are knocked over because Nok from Nana reckons he has a massive cock and is dead friggin handsome .

Then Herman does his nuts over Nok and buys her a House. Funny as fuk that EH.



Anyway, fuk Herman, his DAD started the war.

lol 4 out of ten? ..guess "eye of the beholder" etc.

Met some sweet thing in the Bahamas..said to me "what ever floats your orange juice"....no but

Essentially if ya reasonably happy with a good partner and enough moula for to buy your food, beer,ciggies and diesel and maybe the odd happy ender..?
Hey we all gonna die so...WGAF.
Old but true.."this ain't no rehearsal"

Consider yourself -owned

Consider yourself - warned, mate

Consider yourself - at home

consider yourself - one of the family

consider yourself - well in

consider yourself - part of the furniture

Originally Posted by Thormaturge

Grow up kid, you're embarrassing yourself.

Sorry DAD.

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If that's the best you can manage then no wonder you ran away. The Thais scare you did they? OOOOOOH



Did you know the children selling garlands at traffic stops are organised by the mafia? Seriously, we have our very own Don Corleone counting up the ten Baht coins every night.

If we were fishing I'd throw you back.