The Goat Thread...

[AntRobertson]

Nineteen pages of a thread on goats. Awesome.

[prawnograph]

Half a goat born with no hind quarters manages to get around on just its front legs

[prawnograph]

Nineteen pages of a thread on goats. Awesome.

Only the rugby thread has more goats

[Bettyboo]

Excuse me, but it's 20 pages!

[rebbu]

[billy the kid]

That's a goat using an Alsation's back as leverage to ride another Alsation.

Priceless rebbu,

A message for the Germans.

[Bettyboo]

I am NOT saying anything about Ireland.

Here's an Irish goat:



Old Irish goats look pretty cool, if a little, errm, someting...

[Loy Toy]

I think you are limiting yourself Betty.

For instance you simulate any boat you row including spread your love among other beasts other then goats.

What about ponies.....................and other 4 legged creatures maybe a moon dog or two.

[misskit]

[bobo746]

[misskit]

Two guys were out hiking one day when they came across a disused mine shaft. They were curious as to how deep it was and so they threw a pebble into the hole and waited for the sound of it hitting the foot of the shaft. Instead they heard nothing. So they fetched a larger rock and threw that down the shaft. Still nothing. Then they searched for something bigger and found a railroad tie. With great difficulty, they carried the tie to the mine and dropped it down the shaft. As they stood back to wait for the sound of it hitting the bottom, a goat suddenly darted between them and leaped into the open shaft.

The men were still recovering from the shock when a stranger approached.

"Anyone seen a goat?" he asked.

"Yeah," they said, "one just jumped into the mine shaft."

"No, that couldn't have been my goat," said the stranger. "Mine was tethered to a railroad tie."

[Bettyboo]

^

^^^ pervert!

[nidhogg]

Hmm. Goat jokes. Challenge accepted:

A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a goat sitting next to him.
"Are you a goat?" asked the man, surprised.
"Yes."
"What are you doing at the movies?"
The goat replied, "Well, I liked the book."

[Bettyboo]

[AntRobertson]

A bear was taking a shit in the woods when a goat happened along.
The goat, also needing to shit, asked the bear if he could join him.
'Be my guest', said the bear.
So the goat sat next to the bear and started pushing.
About halfway through the bear turns to the goat and says: 'does the shit ever get stuck in your fur?'.
'No it doesn't', said the goat.
So the bear used the goat to wipe his arse with.

[Bettyboo]

^ that's terrible and disrespectful to goats!

[AntRobertson]

Sheesh, tough crowd!

Told my kids that one and they almost pissed themselves laughing.

[patsycat]

I am NOT saying anything about Ireland.

Here's an Irish goat:



Old Irish goats look pretty cool, if a little, errm, someting...

Being an "old Irish goat", i am a bit jealous of her glossy locks.

[misskit]

[Bettyboo]

Speechless...

[Gazza]

Two goats in a bath.
One goat says ''Where's the soap?''
Other goat says ''Yes, it does doesn't it.''

[misskit]

Baby goats talk back

[Baas Babelaas]

Told my kids that one and they almost pissed themselves laughing.

Is that the one time a week you speak to you rent-kids?

[prawnograph]

27 June 2016

The Lithuanian village of Ramygala held its annual goat beauty contest on Sunday, the top prize going to a 16-month-old female goat called Demyte, or "Little Spot".

About 500 people braved the summer heat to attend the parade in honour of the goat, a traditional symbol of the northern village. The pageant included a marching band, dancers in fancy costumes and a "king" and "queen" presiding over ceremonies.

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