The Goat Thread...

**alwarner** · 09-10-2013, 10:11 PM

**patsycat** · 10-10-2013, 06:10 PM

It's a syndrome they have, when they are frightened they faint for a couple of minutes. But then just get up and carry on with their goat lives.

Happens to me when i drink tequila....

**Bettyboo** · 10-10-2013, 06:16 PM

Originally Posted by patsycat

they faint for a couple of minutes

Originally Posted by patsycat

Happens to me when i drink tequila

Plenty of time, you'll never know what happened.

Time to go, Stoker's here...

**withnallstoke** · 10-10-2013, 06:35 PM

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

Time to go, Stoker's here...

No it's ok, i was just leaving.

I'll get my goat.

**Bettyboo** · 10-10-2013, 06:39 PM

^ the goat looks quite happy there; I wonder if he knows what Stoker has in mind for him when they get home...

**ltnt** · 11-10-2013, 08:57 AM

^Why do you think the goat is smiling Betty?

**Bettyboo** · 11-10-2013, 02:34 PM

^cheap goat...

I just can't compete with the locals for top end ladies...

According to Al Arabiya, a businessman from Saudi Arabia has sold a goat for an incredible price of $3 million. The details of this unprecedented deal appeared in news reports on September 9, 2013, Monday.
Another local media source, Okaz newspaper, reported that the sale of the animal for 13 million Saudi riyals ($3.46 million) caused a quite a stir.
READ MORE: News - PHOTOS: Meet the World's Most Expensive Goat
News - PHOTOS: Meet the World's Most Expensive Goat

**Bettyboo** · 13-10-2013, 10:05 PM

**alwarner** · 13-10-2013, 10:47 PM

read the book??

**Gilbert** · 13-10-2013, 10:59 PM

Holy to satanic goat

**Bettyboo** · 13-10-2013, 11:44 PM

Originally Posted by alwarner

read the book??

What book?

**withnallstoke** · 14-10-2013, 06:51 AM

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

Originally Posted by alwarner

read the book??

What book?

Jerome K Jerome - "Three men in a goat"?

**patsycat** · 15-10-2013, 04:59 AM

Shit, i'd forgotten that song with my Irish upbringing.

The angel with the whiskers on is Paddy McGinty's goat!!!!

**Bettyboo** · 15-10-2013, 01:41 PM

**CNF55** · 15-10-2013, 02:14 PM

**CNF55** · 15-10-2013, 02:21 PM

**patsycat** · 15-10-2013, 04:49 PM

They really do seem to be happy little chappies. When i win the Euromillions today i may have to invest in some goats on the property i shall buy.

**Bettyboo** · 15-10-2013, 05:27 PM

^and an overpaid, extremely overpaid, goat herder...

**patsycat** · 15-10-2013, 05:34 PM

I'll put an ad in classifieds, but i would think you would win being hands on all these months.

**withnallstoke** · 15-10-2013, 08:56 PM

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

goat herder

If it wasn't for the fickle finger of fate poking me in the eye, i would have become a shepherd.
Which is a bit like a goat herder - except they're slightly different animals, and shepherds aren't supposed to pork the livestock, unlike goat herders.

**Bettyboo** · 15-10-2013, 09:27 PM

^and goat herders always find the SAS...

Originally Posted by patsycat

I'll put an ad in classifieds, but i would think you would win being hands on all these months.

What's the salary, Pats? & can I pick the goats?

**withnallstoke** · 15-10-2013, 09:47 PM

The lonely goat herd.

**Rural Surin** · 15-10-2013, 10:05 PM

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

^and goat herders always find the SAS...

Originally Posted by patsycat

I'll put an ad in classifieds, but i would think you would win being hands on all these months.

What's the salary, Pats? & can I pick the goats?

Pink. Can't get away from the subliminal emplant.
Job well done.

**Bettyboo** · 15-10-2013, 10:15 PM

^she wears orange at the weekends...

**misskit** · 16-10-2013, 12:09 PM

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