goat turning neck/head in 360deg
Linda Blair goat
Starbucks gets unexpected baaaarista
Staff at a Starbucks in northern California got a surprise on Sunday when an unusual customer wandered in to the cafe first thing in the morning.
Rohnert Park police sergeant Rick Bates said dispatchers received several calls about a goat named Millie wandering around a strip mall on the city’s eastern edge.
Bates said the herbivore may have entered Starbucks in search of a caffeine hit.
He said employees, who were opening the cafe at the time, tried to give Millie a banana, but it kept walking into the coffee shop and started chewing on a box.
Bates took the goat into custody and brought it to the animal shelter — but not before snapping photos of it sniffing around the Starbucks and posting them on the police department’s Facebook page.
He said word spread to Millie’s owner, and the animal made it home.
Millie didn’t travel far; she lives around the corner from the mall.
Rohnert Park is about 80km (50m) north of San Francisco.
Mine's a laaaaaaaaatte: wayward goat wanders into Starbucks | Business | The Guardian
^ such a cool goat.
Cats & goats; why would anybody want a wife?
Shakespearean Insults
“Thou damned and luxurious mountain goat”,
Henry V, Act 4, scene 4
A “luxurious mountain goat” might sound like something you’d want to pet, but back in Shakespeare’s day luxurious meant “louche” or “hedonistic”
Nicked from the Independent.
^ I still don't see how it's an insult; Stoker gets right horny when you call him a damned louche mountain goat...
Mustard mitt the liberal use of french in an insult makes the bllod course swiftly through the old chap, and oftimes causes a swelling of the glans.
^ that's a nice family story.
The greater Bangkok goat migration is taking place today on SeriThai Road...
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^ nice find.
Goats are taking over the world, it's as simple as that...
The Witch was a pretty good movie, but wish it had subtitles. I could hardly understand what the characters were saying!
Just popping in (so to speak) for my daily does of goat porn
How are you guys doing?
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