A man has been jailed after he admitted having sex with a goat

**Kurgen** · 13-09-2013, 04:27 PM

Ahh, they'd make a cute lil babby called Socal 57

**Bettyboo** · 13-09-2013, 05:47 PM

Who'd gestate?

The baby would have lots of personality!

**reddog** · 13-09-2013, 06:16 PM

Originally Posted by barbaro

What happened to the goat?

got the house and the kids.

**Rural Surin** · 13-09-2013, 06:43 PM

Originally Posted by good2bhappy

It has been known in Africa
The man would have been forced to marry the old goat!

I bet the old nag like it....
Bliss.

**Bangyai** · 13-09-2013, 07:48 PM

Originally Posted by Davis Knowlton

Originally Posted by barbaro

What happened to the goat?

Cops looking for him - he's on the lamb.....

yep....doesn't want to do the bird.

**Pragmatic** · 13-09-2013, 07:58 PM

This man has to be the lowest of the low.

Daniel Cooper has sex with Land Rover in Holywell, North Wales: Dad also simulated sex with kebab shop counter - Mirror Online

**Bettyboo** · 13-09-2013, 08:05 PM

^
Cooper said he was so drunk he could not remember what happened

A court heard that earlier shocked revellers had seen him simulate sex with the counter of the kebab shop.
Married man Cooper was also seen laying on the floor of the takeaway to simulate sex - with his trousers around his ankles.

He was then seen to go down the High Street with his trousers around his ankles and his T-shirt pulled up over his head

Sounds like a fairly average Saturday night, we've all done it, he didn't hurt anybody; what's all the fuss about???

**Hans Mann** · 13-09-2013, 08:28 PM

Originally Posted by barbaro

What happened to the goat?

They haven't herd from him yet.

**terry57** · 13-09-2013, 10:03 PM

Originally Posted by socal

terry terry... Think about it. The goat is not running away. Are you with me ?

The goats not running away Socal as you have the fucker chained to a fence and are buggering it senseless.

And no I'm not running away with you as your prolapsed arsehole puts out a fuking shocking smell.

Fuk that Bro.

**terry57** · 13-09-2013, 10:07 PM

Originally Posted by DrAndy

blimey, now Suckall fancies Terry

Yes, I did start to get the horn on and then I didn't.

**terry57** · 13-09-2013, 10:12 PM

Originally Posted by Kurgen

Ahh, they'd make a cute lil babby called Socal 57

Fuk me,

If me and Socal ever had a baby the fucking thing would need to be culled at birth for the sake of the civilized world.

But then again the little fucker might just end up Owner of this forum.

Anyway Socal, is one Gay if one takes it in the arse or gives it ?

Fuked if I can remember.

**Bettyboo** · 13-09-2013, 10:22 PM

Originally Posted by terry57

If me and Socal ever had

So you accept that you're at least half up for it, Terry?

If we get Socal's consent, which shouldn't be hard, we'll have TD's first love child. I'm looking forward to this wonderful moment. Australia and Canada have never been so close.

Mood setter...

**terry57** · 13-09-2013, 10:27 PM

^

Yes ok, We will give it a crack.

Don't think I will be able to get the horn on when I see Socals bottom but the little baby seal fucker will get a massive hard on when looking at my bottom.

Your a foking Poove Socal.

**DrAndy** · 13-09-2013, 10:34 PM

Is this TD or have I arrived at some obscure gay website?

**Rural Surin** · 13-09-2013, 10:35 PM

Nothing wrong with a little goat buggerin'...

**Bettyboo** · 13-09-2013, 11:59 PM

Would it be wrong to photshop Socal's head onto a goat's body at this stage?

**Gerbil** · 14-09-2013, 12:11 AM

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

If we get Socal's consent, which shouldn't be hard, we'll have TD's first love child. I'm looking forward to this wonderful moment. Australia and Canada have never been so close.

Originally Posted by terry57

Yes ok, We will give it a crack.

Where's the fetus going to gestate? You going to keep it in a box?

**kingwilly** · 14-09-2013, 12:13 AM

Of course not!

**Bettyboo** · 14-09-2013, 12:27 AM

**socal** · 14-09-2013, 10:24 AM

Originally Posted by terry57

Originally Posted by socal

terry terry... Think about it. The goat is not running away. Are you with me ?

The goats not running away Socal as you have the fucker chained to a fence and are buggering it senseless.

And no I'm not running away with you as your prolapsed arsehole puts out a fuking shocking smell.

Fuk that Bro.

What if the goat is free to leave ? Some fuckstick at work was showing me a goat fuck vid and the goat was enjoying it. Wasn't tied up or anything

**dirk diggler** · 14-09-2013, 10:50 AM

That doesn't make it ok Lad.

It's like that moment in primary 5 when you're all playing football in the school football field when some cnut announces that he's found Animal Farm in his Dad's VHS collection.

Match abandoned.

15 lads march the the end of his street where a selected person will do a recce with the Lad to confirm the absence of the parents. Right, get it on a dirty hoor...

...less tan a minute later and some fucker's givin it yahoo to a chicken when the genera sway of the vote in the room comes to

TURN THAT SHIT OFF

Who's got the football?

**david44** · 14-09-2013, 10:57 AM

Originally Posted by Rural Surin

Nothing wrong with a little goat buggerin'...

must be kidding

**socal** · 14-09-2013, 11:35 PM

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

That doesn't make it ok Lad.

It's like that moment in primary 5 when you're all playing football in the school football field when some cnut announces that he's found Animal Farm in his Dad's VHS collection.

Match abandoned.

15 lads march the the end of his street where a selected person will do a recce with the Lad to confirm the absence of the parents. Right, get it on a dirty hoor...

...less tan a minute later and some fucker's givin it yahoo to a chicken when the genera sway of the vote in the room comes to

TURN THAT SHIT OFF

Who's got the football?

The chicken would have to be held down. The goat does not.

If the goat doesn't run away, I see no crime here

**hazz** · 15-09-2013, 12:03 AM

This thread does answer the question I have been asking myself, why would anyone pay 3.5 milion USD for a goat after all ones dowery is suposed to match ones wealth.

^As for you socal, i thought you were more into the rough.... sorry, woof trade than goats. But I guess each to their perverted own

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