Sat in a little bar having a beer last week and this thing lurched over to me from the pavement and told me "Jesus is coming"
I smiled and said " the more the merrier but I'm not paying for his drinks"
She said it about 4 times getting more stroppy every time and each time I would say that I don't like Ponce's and I won't buy him a drink.
Then she said "I'm just minding my own business but I wanted you to know that he's coming"
I got a bit pissed off at that so I said " you went out of your way to come here and tell me some shit about someone that doesn't exist, so keep minding your own business and fuck off"
Big retarded sounding black woman with starey loony eyes and big hair.
Where do these nutters come from and how do they always find me???