Thread: Best and Worst Wank Material...?

...that you've actually tried

BEST: Japanese chicks with big tits (but not too big) in uncensored lesbian action, on mute.

WORST: Other TD posters' avatars.

speaking about worst wank-avatars...

Best: Mika Tan, Pria Rai

Originally Posted by gaysexbyproxy

Best and Worst Wank Material...?

I like to use chamois leather. Soft to the touch. Soaks up the jizz a treat. Looks classier on the bedside table than an old hankie. You can chuck it in the laundry like cotton and it dries in an hour or two ready for more action!

So it has taken Socal 13 minutes to find this thread

Best: Freemans Catalogue, ladies lingerie section. I was 12/13, takes a bit more than that these days

with Socal it takes a picture of Emma

Best - Google image search "sopping wet asian vagina"
Worst - Google image search "best mp3 players 2011"

Originally Posted by Lostandfound

Best: Freemans Catalogue, ladies lingerie section. I was 12/13, takes a bit more than that these days

Agree on both points. The catalogue used to be good enough. Now it takes some poor jap teenager to be held down, pissed/shit on and have sea creatures poked into her orifices with chopsticks before i register a twitch.

Its ok to say that here isn't it?

Originally Posted by Neep

Originally Posted by Lostandfound

Best: Freemans Catalogue, ladies lingerie section. I was 12/13, takes a bit more than that these days

Agree on both points. The catalogue used to be good enough. Now it takes some poor jap teenager to be held down, pissed/shit on and have sea creatures poked into her orifices with chopsticks before i register a twitch.

Its ok to say that here isn't it?

Originally Posted by Lostandfound

Best: Freemans Catalogue, ladies lingerie section. I was 12/13, takes a bit more than that these days

I preferred the bathroom fittings section and in particular the shower curtains. There was always a pic of a model behind a curtain with a bit of her ass sticking out.

Now, the best material is watching my GF using a cucumber in a condom on herself.
Three places to jizz up. On her tits where she'll rub it into something resembling wallpaper paste. On her face, being careful not to shoot up one of her Loatian nostrils like what happened a few years ago (she tried to snort it out but made a chewing-gum type bubble briefly appear. Or in her mouth.

Being a gentleman I always ask her first where she wants it.

Jeremy Kyle show babes,fit English babes.Lucky sodds that got shaged by the babes on this show,beats standing outside the girls school gates.

Just remember this you wankers.

Best: Lesbian porn. Preferably with a bit of a story. Schoolteacher disciplines naughty pupil, e.g.

Worst: Gonzo porn: c/w tentative titles like: "Gape My Sphincter Til My Bowel Movements Are No Longer Voluntary. vol 7".

Find that any kind of hardcore porn has too many erect cocks and scrotums.
So don't feel titillated by any of that.

Also don't like anything with Dutchmen doing voice overs....'Oah. You hav loffly teets. You vont to sokmakok?'

Quite like softcore David Hamilton films of teenage French girls discovering that love can be discovered in the shower - in Sapphic terms.

little lupe is best, pictures of Ant worst

I seen some leziies pissing in each others mouths the other day

Originally Posted by socal

I seen some leziies pissing in each others mouths the other day

You already posted your favourite wanking material the other day. Here it is again:

Best and Worst Wank Material...?

Originally Posted by xanax

little lupe is best, pictures of Ant worst

Umm, are you sure you want to say that?

What are you doing GSBP ?

Thought you was about to get married ??

Have you got the right woman there ??

Mabe step back a bit mate

555 that's true, but I seriously doubt I'll ever grow tired of a good wank. I didn't know the two were mutually exclusive.

I like Jap ones where the teacher and pupils are all naked and the pupils are digging little nuggies from each others assholes and eating them after a good long sniff.