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    My shit smells of beer

    Not a big regular drinker.. unless i'm on holiday but had 5 tins of beer last night (a lot for me) and today my shit is all watery and smells exactly like beer.

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    ^ Drink it then.

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    San Miguel or Singha would do that. Oh, wrong way round. They're beers that smell of shit.

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    A good meal before a session is advised. Not a curry or kebab after ten pints either.

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    Carlsberg Export chilled in the fridge

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    There are a couple of Pikey-themed threads amongst the lot.

    ....perhaps a perfect vehicle to be merged appropriately

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    What a crap link.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShrewedPunter
    Carlsberg Export chilled in the fridge
    Technically thats not beer ,,, its a mish mash of chemicals mixed in with river water

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    Quote Originally Posted by nigelandjan View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by ShrewedPunter
    Carlsberg Export chilled in the fridge
    Technically thats not beer ,,, its a mish mash of chemicals mixed in with river water
    He's right you know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Koojo View Post
    What a crap link.
    At least it doesn't smell.
    If his pooh is full of yeast he might have trouble with floaters as well.

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    Yeah i know it's piss..

    I usually drink nice craft ales in bottles

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    and today my shit is all watery and smells exactly like beer.
    Another thread of such banal imbecility that it will have big name advertisers queuing up to place ads, and new members joining in droves.

    This forum is also turning to watery shit.

    That the mods tolerate such dumb downed bilge speaks volumes about their suitability for the task.

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    I'm just speaking from the heart.. that's what people want..

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    You are a fucking moron.

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    Quote Originally Posted by taxexile View Post
    You are a fucking moron.
    My thread makes you angry
    Your anger makes me laugh

    Me = Happy
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    Who won?



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    I'm just speaking from the heart.. that's what people want..

    Me = Happy You = Angry
    I have no anger, only disappointment that this once entertaining and provocative forum is slowly becoming a haven for ignorant misfits who revel in their misguided delusions that their moronic ramblings are of interest to others.


    Even that drunken inbred texpat comes up with better trash than you.

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    After monster sessions on vodka red bull your shit wreaks of red bull. Never noticed it with beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aberlour View Post
    After monster sessions on vodka red bull your shit wreaks of red bull. Never noticed it with beer.
    Yeah you're absolutely right, i've noticed that (When i drunk VRB's) Can't stand the taste of them now sickly crap.

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    Quote Originally Posted by klong toey
    At least it doesn't smell.
    If his pooh is full of yeast he might have trouble with floaters as well.

    KT that made me

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    Funnily nuf I,ve just been listening to pan pipe music in me bog

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    My shit doesn't smell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by taxexile View Post
    and today my shit is all watery and smells exactly like beer.
    Another thread of such banal imbecility that it will have big name advertisers queuing up to place ads, and new members joining in droves.

    This forum is also turning to watery shit.

    That the mods tolerate such dumb downed bilge speaks volumes about their suitability for the task.
    Since when did the mods ever filter the quality of threads?

    Fortunately they don't, or we'd never have all your threads... Would we?






    What quality threads have you started then?


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    You were probably breathing too heavily on the bog and smelt your breath.

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    thank u for sharing .....now fxxk off

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