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    Quote Originally Posted by ShrewedPunter
    Not a big regular drinker.. unless i'm on holiday but had 5 tins of beer last night (a lot for me) and today my shit is all watery and smells exactly like beer.
    nah... in fact the thing is that your beer smells like shit, your breath smells like shit and you look like shit,


    Quote Originally Posted by Bung
    You were probably breathing too heavily on the bog and smelt your breath.


    Impossible, hes so foking fat that he cant wipe his arse, hense the smell of shit
    on top of that it can't be his breath either cause if he blows his smelly breath looking down it will hit his belly going back up into his nose making him feel like hes smelling shit.

    now piss off,
    Sorry about me horrible speling

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShrewedPunter View Post
    and today my shit is all watery and smells exactly like beer.
    Try eating a lot of Beetroot

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShrewedPunter
    today my shit is all watery and smells exactly like beer.
    Probably that half gallon of spunk your mates sprayed up there last night

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    I'd like to add to the thread but I don't know shit. I don't know Jack either.

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    Stick your nose in further and don't stop until you smell shit.

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    If you drink enough beer, you won't smell it any more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by ShrewedPunter
    today my shit is all watery and smells exactly like beer.
    Probably that half gallon of spunk your mates sprayed up there last night
    does your breath smell like cock as well?????

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    Went on the piss with sunsetter and slap yesterday and my shit is beer literally.






    London Pride....





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    Quote Originally Posted by Smug Farang Bore
    London Pride...
    I think London was proud. Proud of the fact that I miraculously didn't puke my guts up on the train on the way home. Much ale was imbibed, and I believe at one point, some Viagra too.

    Xhamster got the treatment this morning.

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    Why are you ashamed to name the hamster ?

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    ^ Her name was Gertrude if you must know.

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    ^back in the pub where you left me....


    No hamster or Viagra..









    Just sheep...

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