"A woman is like a box of chocolates".
"Put your knob into a hot one, it always comes out brown".
"A woman is like a box of chocolates".
"Put your knob into a hot one, it always comes out brown".
Happily married for 13 years. Not sure about the phrase "soul mates" but I've definitely never called her a kunt.Originally Posted by Gravesend Dave
That's because Farang women are more hairy around the arsehole. Just kidding. How many households have you seen in Farang country with this water jet in the bathroom next to the toilet bowl? They use toilet paper only. Not as clean. Same problem for men. If I ever go back to Germany, I make sure to install such a thing in the toilet.
You could have got her an arsehole transplant for Christmas. If you are keen you can hang out at the morgue to check the ones coming in to ensure a good colour match!
Just don't fall into the trap of getting one that is stretched and worn out from some gay fella who was into being fisted by his BF or the running costs could be high (nappies, laundry, bed sheets etc.)
This is not for washing your hands mateOriginally Posted by Rainfall
My ex had tits, a functioning brain, independence and money.
Cheaper wine will do the job. Terry looks better after a case or two.Originally Posted by patsycat
The main difference for me is Gerts belief in Buddhism i have never been a churchgoer.
But i have always gone to temples with her given alms in the morning.
My last girlfriend was Jamaican she liked a drink Gert will drink 1 G&T a year and i have to drink 1/2 of it.
What if [any of] your ex-wife is Thai...?
I'm not married right now (might be tomorrow - who knows). I'll compare my 3 ex's (first is Irish, last 2 were Thai). Of course, my opinion is totally biased.
Wife #1 was a good wife and mother, loved the good life that my hard work paid for. When the money ran out, so did she.
Wife #2 was initially a good wife, but yaba changed all that. Never a good mother (too busy on planet Mars...). Now calmed down and a good friend, so long as I don't lend her any money (which I'll never see again)
Wife #3 was never a good wife nor lover. A complete mistake to marry her. She was great at loving, (if you're an expensive car, dress or mobile phone, which I was not). Her priority at using money that I provided to her for building our business was:
1 - Make-up
2 - Nice clothes
3 - Any nice consumer goods that she can show off with
...
999999999999 - her husband and our business
In all 3 cases, I can honestly say that the only thing that motivated them all was the $$$ that I earned, and that trait is not unique to any nationality of course.
Now I'm disguised as a poor begger, bereft of all funds. I don't seem to find women queuing up to meet me
Simon
Groping women when you're old is fine - everyone thinks you're senile
101. You have to fuck them well mate. Do that and your strike rate will be higher.Originally Posted by Simon43
Nige's feet wouldnt fit in a bidet
Spending way to much time thinking me thinks...Looper has two of these. One when he's male and the other when cross dressing. "Put on your red dress baby,,,"Originally Posted by poorfalang
Certainly wouldnt go in that one with your log still in there mate ,,, should at least peed on it to try to move it ..Originally Posted by Dillinger
etiquiete man !
Cats don't take partners. Its always a "short time," affair.Originally Posted by patsycat
^Yea, to much to handle, the full Monte'
555..very entertainin>.
new wife 23y my junior never bickers,never cleans the bathropms,never off the phone, never stops asking if i am hungry,fantastic cook..ofthe iclean plate later variety,never seems to age (43 today),never nags if I DRINK at 8am.
The ex was a good wife and mother..never sto[pped frickin talking.!
"My ex is an angel"
"yr frickin lucky mate , mine is still alive"
555..very entertainin>.
new wife 23y my junior never bickers,never cleans the bathropms,never off the phone, never stops asking if i am hungry,fantastic cook..ofthe iclean plate later variety,never seems to age (43 today),never nags if I DRINK at 8am.
The ex was a good wife and mother..never sto[pped frickin talking.!
"My ex is an angel"
"yr frickin lucky mate , mine is still alive"
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