^ Be careful, Booners. Already had LT almost maim himself with an angle grinder. Don't want you doing the same with a chain saw, sweetie.
^ Be careful, Booners. Already had LT almost maim himself with an angle grinder. Don't want you doing the same with a chain saw, sweetie.
Flattery will get you everywhere, but if I can't green you I can't green you!Originally Posted by November Rain
Fuck it, I'm on a bus to Geoje!
It's 30 years today since Luke Kelly the unforgettable voice of the Dubliners died.
Have fun, dirk. Don't drink too much.. or drown.Originally Posted by dirk diggler
Just realized that I could have just said what I felt in this thread instead of starting a new one.
Enjoyed a sail yesterday, and early morning swim and contemplating egg florentine breakfast.
^Not a bad start...
^^^Nice to see you back, Scampster. You sticking around for a bit?
i was just thinking about poor willy and whether he might need anything and then i thought...
nahhhh fukk him like
I'd be more worried about the other inmates. You know what monkeys do with their faeces when they're angry.Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon
Willy's in jail!? Ha dee fokkin ha.. about time he did a bit of bird.
But, watch as he gets out in record time... loves mod cock slurping does Willy.
As the new owner and self appointed head mod you wouldn't think it possible.
It's obviously a ruse.
Ruse | Define Ruse at Dictionary.comruse [rooz]
noun
a trick, stratagem, or artifice.
Thought that was NoonersOriginally Posted by Koojo
Got absolutely shit faced yesterday .
And the missus is still talking to me
That's the difference innit.
Some Motherfucker nicked my pushbike today
Stole a nice bicycle today.
That sucks, sorry to hear that.Originally Posted by Dillinger
I've decided to take a break from here at least until the week is done... need to focus on the gym. Not that I'll be missed on here anyway.
I went the gym today, first time this year. Gonna go for a run tomorrow and try and catch that Wasabi barstard
New Year, new job.. started back at McLaren today working on the P1
The Technology Centre is designed by Norman Foster and the 'boulevard', which leads to the restaurant, houses a selection of McLaren F1 cars and all the trophies they've won over the years. Cameras are of course strictly prohibited, but you get the idea...
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!"
I fokkin hate that, had a really nice Marin that got stolen twice, and I got it back twice too, first time I saw some fokkin big coon riding it down the road when I was driving so I mugged it back off him, big fokker he was too, but like James Brown said "I don't know karate, but I know kerazy"
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