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    You might be a pikey if....

    Quite franly I'd never heard of the term pikey untill the film Snatched, and even then, untill the recent pikey thread (Gravends a shithole) I thought it was parkey, as in Caravan park, because that's where they lived. (if you live in a caravan it stands to reason you live in a caravan park where you have access to power and an ablution block, right?
    So parkey's sounded right.
    Hard to tell from that one line where he says.
    " Oi 'ate fookin Parkeys".
    So to help me understand please fill in the blanks.

    You might be a piky if.....(?)
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    ... your name is Dave and you come from Gravesend?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Koojo View Post
    Quite franly I'd never heard of the term pikey untill the film Snatched, and even then, untill the recent pikey thread (Gravends a shithole) I thought it was parkey, as in Caravan park, because that's where they lived. (if you live in a caravan it stands to reason you live in a caravan park where you have access to power and an ablution block, right?
    So parkey's sounded right.
    Hard to tell fro that one line where he says.
    " Oi 'ate fookin Parkeys".
    So to help me understand please fill in the blanks.

    You might be a piky if.....(?)
    Pretty sure the film is called "snatch"

    Pikeys don't use toilets. They take invade some land, shit on the floor, rob some stuff then fuck off.

    People who take the piss out of pikeys on here would shit themselves if they ever met one in real life, because, like me, they are taught to fight from a very early age.

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    I doubt that Dave is a pikey, just someone from the "lower end"

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    Quote Originally Posted by flashbang View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Koojo View Post
    Quite franly I'd never heard of the term pikey untill the film Snatched, and even then, untill the recent pikey thread (Gravends a shithole) I thought it was parkey, as in Caravan park, because that's where they lived. (if you live in a caravan it stands to reason you live in a caravan park where you have access to power and an ablution block, right?
    So parkey's sounded right.
    Hard to tell fro that one line where he says.
    " Oi 'ate fookin Parkeys".
    So to help me understand please fill in the blanks.

    You might be a piky if.....(?)
    Pretty sure the film is called "snatch"

    Pikeys don't use toilets. They take invade some land, shit on the floor, rob some stuff then fuck off.

    People who take the piss out of pikeys on here would shit themselves if they ever met one in real life, because, like me, they are taught to fight from a very early age.
    So you're a pikey then?

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    Internet warrior alert.

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    Quote Originally Posted by flashbang View Post
    I doubt that Dave is a pikey, just someone from the "lower end"
    Klong Toey?


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    What "test, " is that line you're using Koojo? Look out the bullshit brigade is on the way... I can hear the toilets flushing now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gerbil View Post
    ... your name is Dave and you come from Gravesend?
    Do you fancy me you pathetic cnut!

    Not a thread seems to pass where you don,t reference Gravesend Dave who you have on ignore.

    Must be a permant place for my nick in your Rodent head

    Obviously I have deeply wounded you in some way by pointing out what a stupid cnut you are!.

    I would lay money on it that you was bullied as a child and are no more than nervous shallow turd in reality!

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    "Perceptions," are almost impossible to ignore.

    Hey Ding, Dong just arrived.
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    Quote Originally Posted by flashbang View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Koojo View Post
    Quite franly I'd never heard of the term pikey untill the film Snatched, and even then, untill the recent pikey thread (Gravends a shithole) I thought it was parkey, as in Caravan park, because that's where they lived. (if you live in a caravan it stands to reason you live in a caravan park where you have access to power and an ablution block, right?
    So parkey's sounded right.
    Hard to tell fro that one line where he says.
    " Oi 'ate fookin Parkeys".
    So to help me understand please fill in the blanks.

    You might be a piky if.....(?)
    Pretty sure the film is called "snatch"

    Pikeys don't use toilets. They take invade some land, shit on the floor, rob some stuff then fuck off.

    People who take the piss out of pikeys on here would shit themselves if they ever met one in real life, because, like me, they are taught to fight from a very early age.
    That's nonsense. Yes you get a lot of double hard bastard pikeys, no mistake, but most of them are no different to any other man when it comes to fighting. Watch youtube clips of them and it's actually quite painful to watch how terrible at it they are.

    Their "hardness" comes from two simple things, their lack of morals and safety in numbers. It's a piece of piss being a hard man if you have no normal brain activity holding you back from hurting people for reasons where violence is totally uncalled for, and a complete lack of fear of the criminal consequences. Those traits do not a good fighter make, just a low life thug with no morals or self control.

    My answer to the question would be, a pikey is someone with no moral or social obligation to do what's right and behave like a normal decent human being. Someone who for some bizarre reason belives they are better and more important than everybody else when clearly they couldn't be less so if they tried. People with a peculiar sense of intitlement when they've done less than zero to deserve it.

    Oh yes, and people who let their kids run in the road with no shoes on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aberlour View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by flashbang View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Koojo View Post
    Quite franly I'd never heard of the term pikey untill the film Snatched, and even then, untill the recent pikey thread (Gravends a shithole) I thought it was parkey, as in Caravan park, because that's where they lived. (if you live in a caravan it stands to reason you live in a caravan park where you have access to power and an ablution block, right?
    So parkey's sounded right.
    Hard to tell fro that one line where he says.
    " Oi 'ate fookin Parkeys".
    So to help me understand please fill in the blanks.

    You might be a piky if.....(?)
    Pretty sure the film is called "snatch"

    Pikeys don't use toilets. They take invade some land, shit on the floor, rob some stuff then fuck off.

    People who take the piss out of pikeys on here would shit themselves if they ever met one in real life, because, like me, they are taught to fight from a very early age.
    That's nonsense. Yes you get a lot of double hard bastard pikeys, no mistake, but most of them are no different to any other man when it comes to fighting. Watch youtube clips of them and it's actually quite painful to watch how terrible at it they are.

    Their "hardness" comes from two simple things, their lack of morals and safety in numbers. It's a piece of piss being a hard man if you have no normal brain activity holding you back from hurting people for reasons where violence is totally uncalled for, and a complete lack of fear of the criminal consequences. Those traits do not a good fighter make, just a low life thug with no morals or self control.

    My answer to the question would be, a pikey is someone with no moral or social obligation to do what's right and behave like a normal decent human being. Someone who for some bizarre reason belives they are better and more important than everybody else when clearly they couldn't be less so if they tried. People with a peculiar sense of intitlement when they've done less than zero to deserve it.

    Oh yes, and people who let their kids run in the road with no shoes on.
    Mr I'm so right who thinks its a big deal to let a nipper run around barefoot near a beach,and in a tropical country where everyone takes their footwear off at ever chance.

    What a stupid man you are!

    Someone who believes that they are better and more important than everyone else, nice to be able to say you are the biggest PIKEY one could meet!!!!!!!!!

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    So there's no glass or sharp objects on the main road in Pattaya then dave? Or do you just not give a fuck if your kids cut their feet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Koojo View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Koojo View Post
    Quite franly I'd never heard of the term pikey untill the film Snatched, and even then, untill the recent pikey thread (Gravends a shithole) I thought it was parkey, as in Caravan park, because that's where they lived. (if you live in a caravan it stands to reason you live in a caravan park where you have access to power and an ablution block, right?
    So parkey's sounded right.
    Hard to tell fro that one line where he says.
    " Oi 'ate fookin Parkeys".
    So to help me understand please fill in the blanks.

    You might be a piky if.....(?)
    Pretty sure the film is called "snatch"

    Pikeys don't use toilets. They take invade some land, shit on the floor, rob some stuff then fuck off.

    People who take the piss out of pikeys on here would shit themselves if they ever met one in real life, because, like me, they are taught to fight from a very early age.
    So you're a pikey then?

    No. I was trained wing chung kung fu by the grand master. Specializing in flying roundhouse kicks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aberlour View Post
    So there's no glass or sharp objects on the main road in Pattaya then dave? Or do you just not give a fuck if your kids cut their feet?
    Course I give a fuck you stupid Prat!


    For your information I can,t remember the last time I saw broken class all over the road.

    If there is the chances are someone will pick it up and bin it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aberlour View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Koojo View Post
    Quite franly I'd never heard of the term pikey untill the film Snatched, and even then, untill the recent pikey thread (Gravends a shithole) I thought it was parkey, as in Caravan park, because that's where they lived. (if you live in a caravan it stands to reason you live in a caravan park where you have access to power and an ablution block, right?
    So parkey's sounded right.
    Hard to tell fro that one line where he says.
    " Oi 'ate fookin Parkeys".
    So to help me understand please fill in the blanks.

    You might be a piky if.....(?)
    Pretty sure the film is called "snatch"

    Pikeys don't use toilets. They take invade some land, shit on the floor, rob some stuff then fuck off.

    People who take the piss out of pikeys on here would shit themselves if they ever met one in real life, because, like me, they are taught to fight from a very early age.
    That's nonsense. Yes you get a lot of double hard bastard pikeys, no mistake, but most of them are no different to any other man when it comes to fighting.
    I beg to differ. The average man, or "any other man" as you put it, does not have fighting in his blood and did not have his first arranged bare knuckle fight at a very young age.

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    I'm trying decide who I hate the most fucking Pikeys or fucking Nigerians!?

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    ^Give him a call and record the conversation.

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    ^ Good idea. I'll give him Dave's phone number to call 'me' back on.

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    Or get Flashbang to give him a call and he can wing chung his ass!

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    Quote Originally Posted by flashbang View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Aberlour View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Koojo View Post
    Quite franly I'd never heard of the term pikey untill the film Snatched, and even then, untill the recent pikey thread (Gravends a shithole) I thought it was parkey, as in Caravan park, because that's where they lived. (if you live in a caravan it stands to reason you live in a caravan park where you have access to power and an ablution block, right?
    So parkey's sounded right.
    Hard to tell fro that one line where he says.
    " Oi 'ate fookin Parkeys".
    So to help me understand please fill in the blanks.

    You might be a piky if.....(?)
    Pretty sure the film is called "snatch"

    Pikeys don't use toilets. They take invade some land, shit on the floor, rob some stuff then fuck off.

    People who take the piss out of pikeys on here would shit themselves if they ever met one in real life, because, like me, they are taught to fight from a very early age.
    That's nonsense. Yes you get a lot of double hard bastard pikeys, no mistake, but most of them are no different to any other man when it comes to fighting.
    I beg to differ. The average man, or "any other man" as you put it, does not have fighting in his blood and did not have his first arranged bare knuckle fight at a very young age.

    Nor do most pikeys.

    The ones that do have aranged fights do it very poorly if you go by the countless videos on youtube.

    My point is that although their desire to fight is so much greater their technical ability isn't.

    Yes you are right in saying that the average pikey will be harder than the average dentist or hair dresser but so would the average brick layer or truck driver. My point is that the average pikey, in my personal experience, is no better at fighting than the average non pikey male that you would expect to be able to take care of themselves such as the pre mentioned brickies or truckies.

    What they have over other people is numbers and a blatent disregard for decency and no fear of the law. Those things make them dangerous but doesn't make them any more technically able to fight.

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    The point is moot Aberlour. Do you care to post the youtube clips of pikeys who are shit at fighting?

    I will go through my old vids of truck drivers going toe 2 toe.

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    And your claim that most pikeys don't have fighting in their blood is also debatable.

    Watch doc on youtube called "knuckle" if you have a spare 1.5 hours and want to watch some pikeys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince View Post
    Or get Flashbang to give him a call and he can wing chung his ass!

    Pikeys can't stand up to kung fu. When you get in your fighting stance and talk to them but move your lips 30 seconds after it scares the shit out of them.

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