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    Quote Originally Posted by Gravesend Dave View Post
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    Swasiland rules.

    Night night-
    Make sure you kick them cats out of your bed first!

    Are you a Witch ?
    No cats left,

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    Oh, well that was fun...

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    The next ones will be a wee ginger tom and his sister lolita

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    Apparently a group of pikeys turned up at the gates of heaven one day, asking for admittance.

    St. Peter said he'd have a word with the boss and get back to them in 10 minutes.

    Ten minutes later St. Peter gets back and called out to God: "They've gone!!!!"

    "What, the pikeys?" asked God.

    "NO, the F***ING GATES!!!!!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by patsycat View Post
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    Swasiland rules.

    Night night-
    Make sure you kick them cats out of your bed first!

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    No cats left,
    What happened to your cats Pat ?

    You mention a friend was looking after them while you was in Hospital recently!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Satonic View Post
    Apparently a group of pikeys turned up at the gates of heaven one day, asking for admittance.

    St. Peter said he'd have a word with the boss and get back to them in 10 minutes.

    Ten minutes later St. Peter gets back and called out to God: "They've gone!!!!"

    "What, the pikeys?" asked God.

    "NO, the F***ING GATES!!!!!"
    Nice one Sat but old as the hills!

    Funny the joke would still work if you changed the word pikeys to Thais

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    I guess Pattaya ladyboys are Thailand's equivalent of pikeys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gravesend Dave View Post
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    Swasiland rules.

    Night night-
    Make sure you kick them cats out of your bed first!

    Are you a Witch ?
    No cats left,
    What happened to your cats Pat ?

    You mention a friend was looking after them while you was in Hospital recently!
    What is the sudden interest about my cats? As i said private- Hospital private. Cats private Life private OK?

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    ^ The pikey is a stalker. He's building up a file on every TD member. Why else is he demanding photos, places of birth, occupations, etc from everyone?

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    In Swizland, as you say davey, it's against the law to get only one kitten.

    So my house shall be filled with the miouws of lots of kitties. Who shall be loved and cuddled by the Crazy Cat Lady. aka me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gerbil View Post
    ^ The pikey is a stalker. He's building up a file on every TD member. Why else is he demanding photos, places of birth, occupations, etc from everyone?
    I'm fine. Can't remember beingin hospital.

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    Quote Originally Posted by patsycat View Post
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    ^ The pikey is a stalker. He's building up a file on every TD member. Why else is he demanding photos, places of birth, occupations, etc from everyone?
    I'm fine.
    That's what they all say.....

    ....until they wake up one morning and find the field next door full of caravans

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    Quote Originally Posted by patsycat View Post
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    Swasiland rules.

    Night night-
    Make sure you kick them cats out of your bed first!

    Are you a Witch ?
    No cats left,
    What happened to your cats Pat ?

    You mention a friend was looking after them while you was in Hospital recently!
    What is the sudden interest about my cats? As i said private- Hospital private. Cats private Life private OK?
    Chill out Pat you the one that has mentioned that you had Cats and that a friend was looking out for them whilst you was in hospital.

    What,s so private about asking what has happened to your Cats ffs!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gerbil View Post
    ^ The pikey is a stalker. He's building up a file on every TD member. Why else is he demanding photos, places of birth, occupations, etc from everyone?
    Pat asked what I did and was answered!

    Just returning the question.

    I have not demanded anything you thick twat,but yes I do think many like you are shit scared and embarrassed to put their real face to their nik.

    I certainly would if I made the stupid accusation you make along with endless childish comments.


    Piss off you immature idiot and take your Gypsy obsession with you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Satonic View Post
    Apparently a group of pikeys turned up at the gates of heaven one day, asking for admittance.

    St. Peter said he'd have a word with the boss and get back to them in 10 minutes.

    Ten minutes later St. Peter gets back and called out to God: "They've gone!!!!"

    "What, the pikeys?" asked God.

    "NO, the F***ING GATES!!!!!"
    I rember the first time I heard the term was when

    a commentator at a F1 race used the term in a similar joke, probably James Hunt when he was a BBC commentator and well before he passed away, promptly fired I beleive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by patsycat View Post
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    ^ The pikey is a stalker. He's building up a file on every TD member. Why else is he demanding photos, places of birth, occupations, etc from everyone?
    I'm fine. Can't remember beingin hospital.
    You must have a very short memory or was telling porkies

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    Quote Originally Posted by peterpan View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Satonic View Post
    Apparently a group of pikeys turned up at the gates of heaven one day, asking for admittance.

    St. Peter said he'd have a word with the boss and get back to them in 10 minutes.

    Ten minutes later St. Peter gets back and called out to God: "They've gone!!!!"

    "What, the pikeys?" asked God.

    "NO, the F***ING GATES!!!!!"
    I rember the first time I heard the term was when

    a commentator at a F1 race used the term in a similar joke, probably James Hunt when he was a BBC commentator and well before he passed away, promptly fired I beleive.
    Not surprised Pete!

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    James was the man, hard drinking and living, he won a race and on the podium asked for a fag (cigarette )

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gravesend Dave View Post

    I have not demanded anything you thick twat,but yes I do think many like you are shit scared and embarrassed to put their real face to their nik.
    Neither have you Gravey,

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly View Post
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    I have not demanded anything you thick twat,but yes I do think many like you are shit scared and embarrassed to put their real face to their nik.
    Neither have you Gravey,
    Be a bit more specific Willy!

    Have you something to share ?

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    The quote contains a single sentence which I've stated is a fib, I cannot be much more specific than that gyppo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly View Post
    The quote contains a single sentence which I've stated is a fib, I cannot be much more specific than that gyppo.
    Of course you can you Prat by explaining why any question I have made could be termed as a demand!

    For an English teacher supposed! You are focking rubbish,but you are probably top dog in Jakarta

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    Erm, it was not a question or a demand.

    But it was still false.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly View Post
    Erm, it was not a question or a demand.

    But it was still false.
    What are you on about Fool!!

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