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    I am the target of TWO conspiracy plans

    I have unearthed shocking news about 2 separate and devious plans here in sleepy Luang Prabang, where I am the target!

    Both of them have the same goal ==> to find me a Lao wife!!

    Plan 1 - I rent the upstairs of an upmarket teakwood house that overlooks the river. The millionaire owner lives downstairs. He and a teacher at my school intend to throw a fcuking big party with hot women,



    invite me to attend as a matter of politeness, and then hope that nature takes it's course and I drag 1 (or more) women upstairs.

    Plan 2 - A more gentle plan that the school admin staff have apparently organised to find a nice Lao lady who matches my tastes,


    (where they are going to find a 20-year old nympho in tight denim shorts who bangs like a Chinese firecracker, I don't know..)

    Apparently, all are concerned that I might get lonely in LP and bugger off back to Thailand. My management style at the school (do whatever u want cos I don't give a flying) is appreciated by all staff.

    (In case other school staff - especially Americans - read that last comment, it is a classic example of my British sense of humour ==> it is a JOKE!).

    Now one could get lonely in LP I suppose, but money can always find a solution.

    I need to see how I can play this to my advantage. Plan A seems to offer the best opportunity for some wild action, but Plan B might prove fruitful.

    What's my next move??

    Simon
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    take both of them

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    Plan A - Less chance of having to build another hotel.

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    They've heard about you, and they want their cut of that hotel. End of...

    Is this the right thread for this picture?


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    I bet that's some sort of ladyboy....

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    Not as far as I'm aware. She looks all woman to me. The question begs: would you be prepared to build her a hotel?

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    Buy some denim shorts and a mirror.

    Wear the shorts and bend over with your back to the mirror.

    Knock one out whilst looking at your own arse.

    Saves on the building hassles.

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    All woman??!! Look at the length of her fingers! No way was she born a girl....

    Withnallstoke - I could wear a tutu and fishnets, but my appearance would not come close to my ideal fantasy woman

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    Quote Originally Posted by Simon43
    I could wear a tutu and fishnets
    Get the piccies up.

    I think Looper has high heels you could borrow - he says they are size 11.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Simon43
    All woman??!! Look at the length of her fingers! No way was she born a girl....
    That fukker would struggle to get a knuckle duster to fit 'her'.

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    Woman! She's a woman or I'm a raving poofter...

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    Look mate, that's a LB! Look at her face - that's a devious smile as if to say 'You don't know what I know...'

    Anyway, here's that picture of me that Withnallstoke asked for.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bettyboo
    I'm a raving poofter...
    Horses mouth.

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    Furthermore m'lud, I just Googled for:

    'Thai ladyboy with big dick'

    and got this photo



    I rest my case - you're buggered (figuratively, of course)

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    That's a woman too...

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    Lao girls are devious.
    Beware...

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    I thought all Laos girls were LBs? You couldn't get involved with a Laos woman, so the LBs were out in force; true or a myth?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rural Surin
    Lao girls are devious.
    But they love it up the bum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Rural Surin
    Lao girls are devious.
    But they love it up the bum.
    Have a closer look at my av...



    [hope she's not reading this]
    Last edited by Rural Surin; 01-08-2013 at 10:38 PM.

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    Lao girls are devious.
    Beware...
    They are complete pussies compared to my Thai ex's

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rural Surin
    Have a closer look at my av...
    Have you got a photo from the back?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Simon43 View Post
    I have unearthed shocking news about 2 separate and devious plans here in sleepy Luang Prabang, where I am the target!

    Both of them have the same goal ==> to find me a Lao wife!!

    Plan 1 - I rent the upstairs of an upmarket teakwood house that overlooks the river. The millionaire owner lives downstairs. He and a teacher at my school intend to throw a fcuking big party with hot women,



    invite me to attend as a matter of politeness, and then hope that nature takes it's course and I drag 1 (or more) women upstairs.

    Plan 2 - A more gentle plan that the school admin staff have apparently organised to find a nice Lao lady who matches my tastes,


    (where they are going to find a 20-year old nympho in tight denim shorts who bangs like a Chinese firecracker, I don't know..)

    Apparently, all are concerned that I might get lonely in LP and bugger off back to Thailand. My management style at the school (do whatever u want cos I don't give a flying) is appreciated by all staff.

    (In case other school staff - especially Americans - read that last comment, it is a classic example of my British sense of humour ==> it is a JOKE!).

    Now one could get lonely in LP I suppose, but money can always find a solution.

    I need to see how I can play this to my advantage. Plan A seems to offer the best opportunity for some wild action, but Plan B might prove fruitful.

    What's my next move??

    Simon
    Whatever happens don't offer to build anyone a fuckin hotel. OK?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Simon43
    invite me to attend as a matter of politeness, and then hope that nature takes it's course and I drag 1 (or more) women upstairs.
    ...And then buy them hotels

    Quote Originally Posted by Simon43
    Plan 2 - A more gentle plan that the school admin staff have apparently organised to find a nice Lao lady who matches my tastes,
    Does Laos have the demented loons or money grabbing slags that are your penchant?

    Presumably it does so let's face it: it's really only a matter of time until we see a "Building a hotel for a demented slag transgender lunatic in Luang Prabang, I can't possibly see how this might have been a less than optimal business plan given my vast experience of getting screwed again and again. I am an internet marketing guru who relies on PayPal, Oh, and my CB radio doesn't work" thread.

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    Can you please remind readers of "how many DAYS has it been since your last divorce."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Simon43
    All woman??!! Look at the length of her fingers! No way was she born a girl....
    Indeed, imagine where she could put one of them while....


    you get the idea.

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